Who?s ready for more Eastenders spoilers? Yay!
Lauren is still feeling the fringe benefits of her massive hairstyle, but feels guilty when she reads an old text from Whitney saying sorry. She tries to get through to her on the phone, but evil Janine has lied about where she is, pretending she is with ?real life shagger? Ryan ? will Lauren help rumble this evil at last?
Meanwhile, Vanessa and Jodie still haven't left the show, and are hanging around like they're characters anyone cares about. When Darren leaves Jodie holding his baby, she's none too pleased, and ends up passing it back to Heather. All in all, these characters could do with doing one of those sudden soap exits, where they've got a dream new job in the north (or Darwin, for Australian soaps) ? but have to leave tonight.