These are Eastenders spoilers which means, if you don’t want to know the results, look away now. Okay? Good?
What’s next for Eastenders then? Well, Carol and Whitney still aren't getting on. In fact, their feud is escalating. When Carol announces she's moving in, Whitney says she's moving out. And with Connor waking up, there's bound to be plenty more tears and tantrums.
we're also going to meet Connor?s mum ? what are the chances Carol will have a lesbian affair with her too? (You never know)
Ben is being bullied. We could never condone that sort of behaviour, but come on, when you totally change age and appearance after a brief stint in prison, it's bound to happen. Phil wants to sort it out his way, but is this the right answer? In fact, is Ben really being bullied at all?
Elsewhere, Roxy offers to be a surrogate mother for Christian and Syed – but Syed doesn’t seem happy. And maybe he's right not to, as Roxy doesn't seem too bothered about his involvement. Roxy tells Glenda about her plans with Christian, but Glenda says it sounds like she wishes Christian was straight (ooh, don't we all, right girls? No? Okay).
Roxy soon ends up with a sample which she puts in the fridge, and she must decide whether to go through with the idea. However, when Christian and Syed spend time alone, Syed says that it’s all moving too fast and Christian agrees. The pair rush to stop Roxy – but she reveals that she’s already gone through with the plan?Well, at least it wasn?t a ?hilarious? B story where fat Heather drinks it, thinking it's a Yakult…
Meanwhile, Phil has money problems. Not surprising when he's buying a new small business at the drop of a hat every week ? in cash. Phil arrives at the Beale household and orders Ian to give him ?5,000 – otherwise he will tell Jane all about Glenda. So Ian decides to blackmail Masood for the same amount, threatening to tell Zainab about him and Jane. So Masood decides to blackmail Tamwar…Ok, not that one.
Instead he goes to the bookies, fails, and has to ask Phil for a loan. Rumbling what's going on, big Phil warns Ian that he must come up with the money himself. Why would he care where it comes from? He just really hates Ian.
Through the week he?ll back Ian further and further into a corner, but the tables will turn dramatically when Ian spots him canoodling with MILF Glenda ? then having a heart attack!
Now, the worm has turned. Ian taunts sick Phil – vowing that he will tell Shirley about Glenda and boasting that he will look after Ben if he doesn’t make it. Evil Ian will then drag Phil into the nightclub office, unplug the phone and turns up the music. As the paramedics Glenda called arrive, Ian tells them that nobody needs help, and they eventually leave thinking that the call was a hoax.
Returning to the office, Ian will give Phil a long speech about how he has made his life hell (which to be fair, he has). He?ll make Phil beg for his life, but still refuse to help. He won't even pass on his dying love message to Shirley. Instead, he leaves him to die!
Phil has survived alcoholism, an epic crack binge, shootings, fights and all sorts of red faced thuggery over the years ? will a combination of Ian and Glenda finally finish him off? You?ll have to watch to find out (we don't actually know either).
Elsewhere, other stuff happens too, but what's more exciting than yet another showdown between Ian and Phil?
Nothing!
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