we're back in the square! And as ever, it's all going on.. and off! Connor and Carol are still having a tawdry old time this week and, would you Adam and Eve it? Carol?s only gone and fallen in bloody love with him! She's already accidentally called him ?Billie? leaving us to wonder if this could get any creepier? Meanwhile, Connor has again been back in Whitney?s arms, the dirty dog.
Watch out tonight, as Carol is finally forced to admit the truth to Bianca, who thinks Tiffany is being abused (as you do).
Poor Kat and Alfie are not getting along well. To be fair to Kat, she's not just grieving, she's realising she has the most annoying husband in the world, with the stupidest collection of shirts. Annoyed with her husband, Kat embarrasses him in front of Roxy and Christian at The Vic (how the hell do you embarrass Alfie?). Well, she reveals that Michael (that bloke out of This Life) has been listed as the father on Tommy’s birth certificate – despite the fact that Alfie had agreed to put his own name down.
Meanwhile, it’s the day of the Argee Bhajee’s grand re-opening. Syed delivers a good luck card to the restaurant, which touches Zainab but gets ripped up by Masood. I guess he was in a bad Masood, or something. As the opening night begins, Tamwar?s new love Afia needs to come clean over their relationship or it’s over. Just as Masood is about to make his big opening night speech, they both enter the restaurant. Will Tamwar tell them the truth or will he back out? Watch this space to see how our Afia Romeo drives?(sorry)
Bianca is missing following an assault on Connor. Ricky fears that she must have been responsible. However, Carol confesses to the attack. But is she telling the truth? Remember – this is Eastenders, so that's not likely. Ricky and Max agree to go along with the lie and also tell the police that Bianca is in New Zealand with Pat. However, the police later arrive again, with evidence that they've been telling porkies?
Also, Christian and Syed pout over whether to do an Elton and Dave and baby Zack. Kat rejects Mo’s request to move into The Vic (her grief hasn't robbed her of all sanity),and wacky funsters Patrick and Kim set up camp outside the Argee Bhajee to sell booze as the restaurant has no alcohol licence, which sounds like a hilarious ruse.
Ricky leaves Bianca a message, begging her to come home as he can get her a good lawyer ? maybe that one who ran off with all Phil?s money the other year? ?Ricky, Jack, Max and Carol all wonder what they should do, but their family meeting is interrupted when there’s a knock on the door. Guess who's there?
Here are a few clues ? she's portly, she plays a trumpet, she hasn't had any other career to speak of ? it's Sonia! She informs them that Bianca has been staying with her at a B&B in London. And she’s?in a bad place ? she must be, she’s in a B&B with Sonia – it doesn’t get any worse.
Ricky decides that they should get Bianca abroad and allow her to lie low but he soon hears from Sonia that Bianca has decided that she wants to give herself up as it’s the right thing to do. Will she go through with it?
Meanwhile, Zainab wants to obtain a liquor licence for the Argee Bhajee and consults Masood over the idea. Masood agrees as it makes sense for the business, but he insists that the licence must not be in his name. This is probably more exciting than it sounds?
So, another exciting week on the square. Then, next week, we've got hunky Joe from This Life, sorry Michael returning, and maybe getting into a ?passion triangle? with Kat and Ronnie? Phwoar, we?ll be there.
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