We know you’ve been pacing up and down in your grotty little bedrooms, frantically wondering what the hell is going to happen in Soapland this week. Haven’t you? Eh? Crying silently into your pillow and kissing that picture of ?David Essex when no one’s watching. ?We know your sort. So we thought we’d completely spoil it for you and tell you what’s going down, thus ruining your viewing pleasure and possibly your life if we’re lucky.
First up -?Eastenders and Ronnie’s on trial this week for taking part in the most bizarre and utterly distasteful storyline in soap history. ?She understands this and even gives a list to her slightly dirtier sister Roxy, of stuff she needs done while she’s banged up: IF she gets sent down.
Of course, being Eastenders, nothing is ever bloody simple and sinister sleepwalker Michael decides to have one last crack at Ronnie before deciding to try and ruin her already?miserable?life. ?This involves making the entire cast believe she’s trying to steal that damn baby again and making the rest of the planet shout “GIVE IT A FUCKING REST NOW WILL YOU?”