In our fractured and divided world, very few things can move atheists, agnostics, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, wiccans, druids, Taoists, Rastafarians, and Pastafarians to agree on anything. Luckily, no matter what invisible space wizard, planetary earth goddess, mystical energy, absolutely nothing, or floating spaghetti monster you believe in, you can turn to the guy next to you and go ?at least none of us are as ridiculous as Scientologists.?
This also bleeds into the world of celebrity, as most rabid celebrity worshipers are willing to angrily pound their keyboards into comment threads all across the internet to defend their favorite bourgeoisie for everything they did from racist comments to hit and runs, but most people seem to draw the line at believing we are all filled with alien ghosts. And the only way to get rid of all these alien ghosts is to drive a dumptruck full of money to L. Ron Hubbard’s grave.