We should preface this with a disclaimer: said balls were most certainly not attached to her dog at the time. Just in case someone were to stumble over here and think Taylor was some dog-setting-on-fire lunatic who would ever do something so cruel.
She would not.
She would, however, have her pet neutered and take the detached items and set them alight in her garden. Because, in the world of Taylor, that would be the lesser of two evils.