Leona Lewis was attacked at a booksigning event yesterday, and this has raised some important questions.
Like how did it happen? Was there enough of a security presence? Why on Earth would anyone stand in line for five hours just so that they can hit Leona Lewis on the side of the head? Haven’t they got anything better to do? Do people actually care enough about Leona Lewis to attack her? What the hell is Leona Lewis doing writing a book anyway? What’s it called, My Year And A Bit Of Being The World’s Dreariest Pop Star?
All important questions. None of them will be answered below.