I am a 28-year-old pregnant, married woman who owns her own home, yet somehow, Kim Kardashian’s youngest sister, Kylie Jenner, seems to have her grown up shit more together than I do. At a mere 17-years-old, Kylie is dating a single dad, has her own hair extension and clothing line, has been on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine, and has no purchased a $2.7 million mansion of her own. When I was 17 I didn’t even have my license and I worked at the Gap. So, ya know.
That’s right, as if Kylie Jenner wasn’t growing up fast enough, she just bought her own mansion down the street from her mom’s house. I guess Kylie is too good to quietly have mostly-clothed sex in her parents basement while her mom watches General Hospital upstairs like the rest of us did at 17. Bitch.