I am a 28-year-old pregnant, married woman who owns her own home, yet somehow, Kim Kardashian’s youngest sister, Kylie Jenner, seems to have her grown up shit more together than I do. At a mere 17-years-old, Kylie is dating a single dad, has her own hair extension and clothing line, has been on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine, and has no purchased a $2.7 million mansion of her own. When I was 17 I didn’t even have my license and I worked at the Gap. So, ya know.
That’s right, as if Kylie Jenner wasn’t growing up fast enough, she just bought her own mansion down the street from her mom’s house. I guess Kylie is too good to quietly have mostly-clothed sex in her parents basement while her mom watches General Hospital upstairs like the rest of us did at 17. Bitch.
I didn’t think you could legally buy a house at 17, but I didn’t think you could legally get lip injections before 18 either, and Kylie just keeps proving me wrong!
The luxurious mansion that is more than likely exponentially nicer than my suburban semi-detached is just a few blocks away from big sister’s Khloe and Kourtney and apparently Kylie is doing the super mature thing and waiting until August when she turns 18 to move in.
I had some friends who moved out when they were 18-years-old. Like 6 of them lived in a hundred year old house downtown that was barely livable and a lot of drugs were consumed there. As you can imagine, there was a lot of incense and Pink Floyd posters. However, Kylie’s house won’t be like that. Oh no, this won’t be your average teenage home, instead she’s going to spend the next several months getting it professionally decorated until she’s ready to move in.
People are giving Kylie a hard time for dating a 25-year-old who has a kid, but this bitch has her shit together. I mean, like more together than me and almost everyone else I know. Get it gurl, I guess?