Spoiling soaps time! Hurray! Don’t complain. It’s not like the headline didn’t warn you that we’re about to tell you things that are about to happen in your favourite soap opera. Only a bovine brained div would whine about such things.
Sadly, many of you are indeed, moo-headed simpletons, but that probably says more about us than you.
Anyway, first up it’s Eastenders where Vanessa’s broken heart causes her to throw a wobbler of epic proportions when she confronts Tanya over her affair with the very average Max Branning. ?She trashes the house, attacks Jack and is finally thrown out on her arse by an angry Carol who should be happy as a clam, given that she recently slept with David Essex. Rock on. She then finds out that Jodie has told her dad Harry how worried she is about her mum and this reminds us that there’s a character called Harry who’s probably due to pop up again at some point.