It seems years ago Mariah Yeater made the unbelieble (!) claim that Justin Bieber had spaffed a viable sperm into her vulva resulting in a tiny little yodelling girl/boy-child growing in her womb when, to look at him, you couldn't imagine he'd progressed as far as having sex with Lady Palm and her five inexperienced clammy sisters.
There's been paternity tests and no-one?s known what to think until convicted criminal, current resident of the Big House, Mariah Yeater?s ex and beacon of truth Robert Powell (not that one) has revealed that actually HE is the father.
Yes really.