CHRIST ON A BIKE, it’s been a whole week since we’ve been here! Can you believe it?!! That was rhetorical. Shut up.?Now that Pat has been airlifted out of this world to the tune of Sweet Caroline, it’s time to get back to the real world, and by real world we mean an entirely?fictitious?one, created to make you waste several hours of your life when you could be saving kittens or learning to read.
Ready?
First this week it’s?Eastenders, where the Bianca and Ricky saga continues to bore the living shit out of everyone as it’s now been running since 1993. They’re back together. No wait, they’re splitting up. Oh hang on they’re back together. OH JUST DIE. LEAVE. TOGETHER. OR?SEPARATELY. WE DON’T CARE. ?Want to know what happens? Just YouTube Eastenders from 1998 and save us the agony of discussing it any further.