Remember that book about Harry Potter that JK Rowling didn’t write that made JK Rowling so furious that she almost pooed her spine out in court?
You do? Well in that case you’ll be pleased to know that JK Rowling has won her court case. A judge in New York has claimed that Steven Jan Vander Ark‘s The Harry Potter Lexicon does illegally plagiarise the Harry Potter novels and so it can never be released.
What does this mean? In short it means that if Harry Potter fans want to buy a secondary book that acts as a reference guide for the myriad Harry Potter characters, locations and themes, they can now either a) wait for JK Rowling to finish writing her Harry Potter encyclopedia or b) grow up and stop being such moon-faced, sappy-eyed farty arseholes with their gormless wizard fixations and their stupid bloody haircuts.