It was just a month or two ago when Naomi Campbell caused a stink on a British Airways flight.
At the time she claimed to be the victim of racism or something, and also she claimed that it wasn't her fault because the captain wouldn't let her sit in his posh seat for the flight's entire duration, and anybody else would have reacted similarly if placed in the same situation.
But maybe we exaggerated a tad there. Anyhow – she's in court for the whole mess right now – and she's pleaded…..guilty.
This action could result in regular state-provided dinners and a cellmate to scratch at.
Naomi Campbell has been to court at least a thousand times. In fact it could even be argued that she's such a common fixture there that is she showed up with a long black robe and a gavel, a bailiff might mistakenly escort her up to the judge's throne.
If memory serves correctly her last court appearance ended with her having to clean things with a mop. If memory serves even more correctly, when her hours were up every single co-worker wept on her neck and gave her a cake.
OK, so our memory isn't always that correct. But Campbell's legal woes continue – she got officially charged for her airport trouble almost a month ago, and today, apparently, she's pleaded guilty. E! Online has the skinny:
"The trouble-prone catwalker pleaded guilty today to assaulting two police officers after causing a stink aboard a BA flight at London's Heathrow Airport in April, charges that could land her serious jail time…when she finally made it inside, she copped to six charges in total—three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and two of using threatening, abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. The guilty plea could nab the runway star a maximum six-month prison sentence and a fine of $10,000."
So will she actually get locked up for her insane temper this time? Her maid that probably still has a blackberry lodged in her left eye socket certainly hopes so. Probably. But we think her imprisonment isn't such a good idea.
Think about it – she's already angry all the time. Imagine if she learned how to fight with a shank.
Now that's an airplane we would not want to be on.
To read more, see "Naomi Campbell pleads guilty in 'air rage' case" on The Associated Press