Here at hecklerspray, there are just two things guaranteed to make us deliriously giddy. One is watching the munchkin scene from The Wizard of Oz, where they’re all dead happy and singing about death, making us truly believe that all tiny people singing people are filled with love for each other. ?The other is Justin Bieber walking into a glass door (no need to explain why).
So when we heard that two tiny borebag pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Paula Abdul were not BFF on the X Factor, it almost destroyed us.
We can still hear Matthew Laidlow crying at night when he thinks everyone in the squalid ‘spray residence is asleep.