Here at hecklerspray, there are just two things guaranteed to make us deliriously giddy. One is watching the munchkin scene from The Wizard of Oz, where they’re all dead happy and singing about death, making us truly believe that all tiny people singing people are filled with love for each other. ?The other is Justin Bieber walking into a glass door (no need to explain why).
So when we heard that two tiny borebag pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Paula Abdul were not BFF on the X Factor, it almost destroyed us.
We can still hear Matthew Laidlow crying at night when he thinks everyone in the squalid ‘spray residence is asleep.
An insider from the inside of something said:
‘Paula didn’t take to Cheryl at all and treated her like they were in high school’
‘She completely blanked her and pretended not to know anything about her. Cheryl was supposed to sit next to Simon but Paula had a tantrum and Simon backed down’
It’s like Saved by the Bell all over again. ?Let’s hope Paula didn’t say anything mean about Cheryl’s clothes.
‘Paula was really passive aggressive and said things to Cheryl like: “That’s an interesting outfit – you have unusual style.”
Oh she did.
Fair point though.
It all became too much and Cheryl confronted Paula about her bitchy attitude resulting in a West Side Story dance off with moves Paula choreographed in 1988.
Okay, that probably didn’t happen?but apparently Cheryl’s temper raised it’s ugly lollipop grabbing head and she called Paula a c*** to her face. Even better.
How we wish this was true. ?We may start liking her.
Bye bye.
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yeah right! says
what a loud of crap!! I doubt paula abdul would say that!! slow news day?
Joanna says
A loud of crap indeed….