Cheryl Cole has finally ‘arrived’ in America and we’re genuinely happy. Not for her you understand, we couldn’t give two hoots what she does, we’re just happy that we’re not within punching distance anymore.
However, despite living off baby food in some odd attempt to get thinner and mistakenly asking her hairdresser for a big backcombed ‘do that would put even Vincent from 80’s show ‘Beauty and the Beast’ to shame, it seems that America hasn’t quite welcomed her into their?over-sized??bosom yet.
Yes, it’s been reported in some newspapers that Cheryl was booed on the second day of her new job for telling US X Factor contestants what she really thinks (pet) and not because the entire auditorium couldn’t see over her giant hair.
She asked one contestant if she was singing in a different language and had the?audacity?to say ‘no’ to a 13 year old:
“You’re 13 so have plenty of time to practice. I’m sure you will be great when you come back for X Factor in a couple of years. But I’m going to say no”
If only someone had been that ‘cruel’ to Justin Bieber, we might all have been very different people, living in a much?happier?world.
Anyway, she doesn’t care in the slightest as will.i.am has predictably appeared beside her like creeping Jesus to throw her champagne parties, get her drunk and generally try and cop a feel when she falls over. A source said:
“Will was keen to settle Cheryl in LA and put her in touch with some important people. He’s filled her diary over the next few weeks so she has plenty to do. ?He hopes to improve her profile and ensure she doesn’t get homesick.”
AND TOUCH HER BOTTOM NO DOUBT.
Cheryl will be alright though. She’s brought tea and biscuits with her to keep her company but let’s hope?she doesn’t get a craving for lollipops eh?
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