Remember Javine Hylton? No? She’s the girl famous for being called a ‘slag’ by Jamelia on Nevermind The Buzzcocks. Yeah. You vaguely recall that? Well, elsewhere, Javine has knocked uglies with MC Harvey, not won Eurovision and not won Popstars: The Rivals.
Basically, there’s very little of note about her, apart from her curious teeth.
However, this hasn’t stopped her from slating people with more success and more talent than her (she should totally write for hecklerspray with that attitude) and has launched a broadside against those that appear on The X Factor.
Javine has said that Simon ‘Vince McMahon’ Cowell needs to hire ?someone who can actually sing? to sit on his all new X Factor judging panel.
Of course, this isn’t sour grapes at all and nothing at all to do with the fact that she narrowly missed out on a winning spot on Popstars: The Rivals to Cheryl Cole, who obviously went on to be in Girls Aloud with great success, as well as having a well received solo career and not to mention the whole television thing too.
Javine says:
?It would be nice to have someone on the panel that could actually sing. At least when you watch ?American Idol? Randy Jackson has been in the music business and is a singer and a vocal coach.
?They need someone like that on ?The X Factor?, even if it is a vocal coach it would be nice to have someone who knows what they're talking about.
?It always sounds slightly weird when you hear certain people passing comment when they don't really know how to do it themselves.?
Javine added:
?It would be nice to get someone with a bit of weight behind them, who has been out there ? Beverley Knight or someone like that.
?It would be really nice to have a black person on there as well because there's never any black people who get into music in this country. You know, spice it up a bit. Come on! I think Kelly Rowland would be amazing.?
Javine is currently not doing much and obviously not aware of the plethora of young black British singers currently ruling the British pop roost.
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