by Stuart Heritage
Transformers 2 is undoubtedly going to be one of the biggest movies of 2009. Well, OK, maybe not ‘biggest’.
Maybe we meant ‘loudest’. Or ‘most pointless’. Or something. Look, anyway, none of this matters because there’s a brand-new teaser trailer for Transformers 2 after the jump, and we’re about to show it to you – while giving you the full lowdown on it – after the jump.
Alternatively, if you’ve seen the first Transformers movie, you might not want to bother watching the Transformers 2 trailer. It’s exactly the same. Exactly. Seriously, we’re not joking. Avoid the Transformers 2 trailer like the plague. You’re not listening, are you?
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by Stuart Heritage
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8 – Gratuitous self-promotion of the week, part one: Stu’s foolproof Christmas survival guide, over at Kontraband
7 – Transformers 3 has a release date. Merry Christmas! – Darkhorizons
6 – Beyonce continues to walk in the footsteps of Michael Douglas. Next week: Falling Down! – Best Week Ever
5 – Eight Guinness world record attempts. Eight spectacular failures – Cracked
4 – Look at 100 cereal boxes. LOOK AT THEM! – Alanvalek
3 – The ten best Britney Spears moments of all time. Seriously. Someone found ten – BuddyTV
2 – And speaking of Britney Spears, don’t think she’s forgotten about you if you don’t celebrate Christmas – Digitalspy
1 – RABBIT IN A WHEELCHAIR! – YouTube
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