I would like to throw in a strong disclaimer before I continue and let you all know that I didn’t actually watch the Emmys last night because I was sick af and went to bed at 6:30pm. HOWEVER, I spent the majority of today day watching clip highlights which makes me just as qualified to talk about the show as I am with any of the other shit I write about.
FINALLY A TV Reboot Worth Watching: Murder, She Wrote!
After a week of stupid news, I FINALLY have something positive to report! As you may have noticed, basically every show that ever ended is getting rebooted because TV execs are lazy af.
Need a new family dramedy? Let’s just bring back The Gilmore Girls. Want a new suspenseful drama? Let’s bring back Prison Break. Need a new sassy gay show? See what the cast of Will and Grace is up to. Kevin James’ new sitcom sucks? Kill off the chick playing his wife and bring back the chick who played his wife on King of Queens. You get the idea.
Could 2018 Be the Year of the Lindsay Lohan Comeback?
I have legitimately been praying for this day for almost 10 years, and, tbh, I had kind of given up hope that anything this miraculous would ever happen. But here I am, predicting that 2018 could potentially be the year that Lindsay Lohan FINALLY makes her acting comeback!
Last week, I blogged about how Lohan had a real acting job in something that actually looks watchable, as she was cast in the British comedy, Sick Note. Now, here I am this week, announcing that she might be part of the HIGHLY anticipated Life Size 2, a sequel to her and Tyra Banks’ cinematic (aka made-for-tv) masterpiece, Life Size!
Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan Gets REAL Job! A Good One, Too!
Holy shit! Just a couple of days ago, I was saying how Hilary Duff clearly had won the ancient her vs. Lindsay Lohan feud simply because she had a real job, and now here’s Lindsay Lohan getting a real acting job in something people might actually watch!
Lindsay has been cast in the new British comedy series “Sick Note.” And get this: the premise sounds funny and it has a great cast!
Sick note stars Harry Potter alum Rupert Grint as a young man who gets misdiagnosed with a terminal illness, tells everyone he’s dying, finds out he’s been misdiagnosed, but decides to keep letting everyone think he’s dying. Classic British humour.
Those Assholes from The Hills are having a Baby!
I mean, realistically I could be referring to any cast member from The Hills when I make a title like that, but in this particular instance I’m referring to Heidi and Spencer Pratt: the couple that make Kris Jenner look media shy.
Speidi, as they are often known, recently announced they were pregnant in the only way couples like them and Tori and Dean know how: via an UsWeekly photoshoot so they can hopefully pay their rent that month.
The Dirty Dancing Remake Can Go Straight to Hell
Just a heads up, I am FULL of anger atm and I am directing it a lot of places, so be ready for some seriously pissed off blogging starting with the OFFENSIVE ABOMINATION that is the made-for-tv Dirty Dancing remake.
When I found out ABC was going to one of those stupid musical made-for-tv remakes of the beloved classic Dirty Dancing I was like “Uh, why would you remake perfection? Stop this right now.” But apparently ABC doesn’t care about MY feelings because they’ve started releasing pictures from the remake and I am LIVID.
Kylie Keeps it Klassy with her New Blush Line
As I’m sure you all know, the youngest spawn of Kris Jenner’s empire of evil, Kylie Jenner, has been expanding her brand as much as possible lately. Aside from her pop-up shops that sell t-shirts with sexy pics of her on them, and clothing that for some reason has THICK!!! written all over them (does Kylie legit think she’s thick?! lol, girl bye), she’s been expanding upon her make-up line as well.
Kylie recently released a line up blushes that didn’t have a clever name like Kyliner or Kylighter, but were just, you know, Blushes. While she didn’t incorporate her name into their title making them sound tacky af, she’s still raising some eyebrows about what she actually chose to call each of the shades of blush.
Another Sign of the Apocalypse: I Agree with Tomi Lahren
As if all signs hadn’t already been pointing to the end of days, I now find myself supporting the opinion of Right Wing Barbie, Tomi Lahren (not to be confused with Left Wing Barbie: Lady Gaga). The typically so far Right she could high five dead Hitler Lahren recently pissed off her conservative fan base when she announced on The View that she was pro-choice.
Her comments pissed off conservatives so much that Glenn Beck, the founder of the conservative media outlet The Blaze, has actually SUSPENDED Lahren over her comments. Because apparently a woman believing she deserves rights over her body means she doesn’t deserve a job within conservative media.
Season 13 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Drunk Review
So last night E! blessed us with the thirteenth season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Funny enough, thirteen is actually the number of nose jobs that have occurred on the cast members since it’s premiere! Talk about coming full circle!
Last night, I watched the Kardashians like I always do: alone in bed, drinking white wine. I found the premiere episode mega riveting and totally blog worthy, but was too lazy to get my computer, so instead wrote out a blog in the Notes section on my phone.
Stuff that Happened at the Grammys 2017
So the Grammys happened last night and no one gave less of a shit than me. Well, except for maybe Frank Ocean. As I said in my previous post, I haven’t really cared much about the Grammys since 1999, but as a highly professional celebrity blogger, I’m going to write about them anyway.
For the most part, the Grammys weren’t SUPER political, but that being said, politics were obviously present. That’s just the world we’re going to live in for a while; awards shows are going to be angry and political. However, aside from Katy Perry’s political performance of her shitty new song, other stuff happened at the Grammys! Here’s a rundown.