So the Grammys happened last night and no one gave less of a shit than me. Well, except for maybe Frank Ocean. As I said in my previous post, I haven’t really cared much about the Grammys since 1999, but as a highly professional celebrity blogger, I’m going to write about them anyway.
For the most part, the Grammys weren’t SUPER political, but that being said, politics were obviously present. That’s just the world we’re going to live in for a while; awards shows are going to be angry and political. However, aside from Katy Perry’s political performance of her shitty new song, other stuff happened at the Grammys! Here’s a rundown.
Adele legit breaks her awards for Beyoncé! Adele beat out Queen Bey for Album of the Year and apparently she didn’t think she deserved to beat Beyoncé so she literally broke her Album of the Year Grammy in half so she could share it with Beyoncé. Man, I wish anyone liked me as much as other musicians like Beyoncé. I mean, Kanye jumps on stage to flip out when Beyoncé doesn’t win awards, and Adele fucking breaks her awards to share with Beyoncé when Beyoncé doesn’t win! What the hell, man?
Speaking of Beyoncé, did you know she’s pregnant? Because if you didn’t, she made damn sure you knew last night:
Two people really spoke out to me with their moods last night. One was Blue Ivy, who was not here for this foolish ass shit:
And Rihanna, who is me drinking from a diamond encrusted flask just to get through this fuckery (and in case she runs into Drake or J.Lo):
Rihanna is my official star of the Grammys 2017, btw:
Halsey wanted to be T-Boz from the ‘Creep’ video so bad, and I’m here for it.
In case you didn’t know, Chance the Rapper looooooves God. Like, a lot. Like he’s going to send him a really great Valentine’s Day Card.
And finally, A Tribe Called Quest, Anderson.Paak, and Busta Rhymes got political af and it was awesome!
“I just want to thank President Agent Orange for perpetuating all of the evil that you’ve been perpetuating throughout the United States, I want to thank President Agent Orange for your unsuccessful attempt at the Muslim ban.”