As if all signs hadn’t already been pointing to the end of days, I now find myself supporting the opinion of Right Wing Barbie, Tomi Lahren (not to be confused with Left Wing Barbie: Lady Gaga). The typically so far Right she could high five dead Hitler Lahren recently pissed off her conservative fan base when she announced on The View that she was pro-choice.
Her comments pissed off conservatives so much that Glenn Beck, the founder of the conservative media outlet The Blaze, has actually SUSPENDED Lahren over her comments. Because apparently a woman believing she deserves rights over her body means she doesn’t deserve a job within conservative media.
During her appearance on the talk show last week, Lahren had no problem admitting she was pro-choice, which is pretty fucking uncommon for a Republican woman. She said:
I’m pro-choice and here’s why: I am constitutional, you know, someone who loves the Constitution. I can’t sit here and be a hypocrite and say I’m for limited government but I think the government should decide what women do with their bodies. I can sit here and say that, as a Republican and I can say, you know what, I’m for limited government, so stay out of my guns, and you can stay out of my body as well.
And with that, I suddenly have an ounce of respect for Tomi Lahren. Listen, I’m not anti-Republican, regardless of what you all might think. In fact, I really like John McCain and think George W. Bush’s Instagram is an absolute delight, I’m just anti anyone who is opposed to women’s reproductive rights, which a lot of Republicans are for some reason. However, Tomi Lahren just proved that you can be a hardcore Republican who loves America and guns, but ALSO believe the government shouldn’t dictate what a woman can or cannot do with her body. And you know what? It was actually really fucking brave for her to say that on national television given who her fan base is. Hell, it got her suspended from her job! And for that, I’m happily backing Tomi Lahren this one time. Hell has frozen over, I guess.