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Taylor Swift And Jake Gyllenhaal To Become Most Dreary Couple In History

by Mof Gimmers

If rumours are to be believed, then Taylor Swift’s next album is going to be about Jake Gyllenhaal. That means, of course, her next album is going to be filled with boring love songs or boring break-up songs. The only thing that’s certain is that it will be more tedious than eating Rich Tea biscuits [...]

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Taylor Swift Loves Being Single! Does That Mean She Enjoys Being Lonely Or Dropping Her Knickers?

by Mof Gimmers

Taylor Swift  – musical cress – has had a bumper 12 months or so, rising to baffling stardom with the twee-est, more Dawson Creeky music ever written and, of course, finding  time to get involved in the lamest beef ever with Kanye West. And like all whining singer-songwriters, she’s rather fond of baring her soul [...]

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World Wishes There Was Truth When Kanye Says He ‘Bled’ Over Taylor Swift

by Mof Gimmers

Kanye West is an astonishing human who should give us all something to be positive about. Basically, if Kanye is able to become gigantically successful, then any one of us could end up ruling the world.  How very aspirational/unfair the world is. But we shouldn’t slag Kanye too much. Why? Because he’s a tender, thoughtful [...]

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New Taylor Swift Song Out Early Because Some Idiots Like It

by Stuart Heritage

Hey, you! Can’t wait to get your hands on Mine, the new single by pop-country sensation Taylor Swift?

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Taylor Swift’s Wonky-Voiced Grammy Performance: The Aftermath

by Stuart Heritage

The Grammys, then. Beyonce won the most awards, and Michael Jackson got Celine Dion to caterwaul in front of a 3D dandelion.

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WEBTHUMP! 3 February 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Exciting new iPad hands-on review! – YouTube 9 – We like Marina And The Diamonds. If you do too, you’ll like this interview. If you don’t, shut up – HospitalClub 8 – Taylor Swift, you may be successful, but you’re also a clumsy idiot – AmyGrindhouse 7 – Britain’s Next Top Model to [...]

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Taylor Swift Gets Through An Awards Speech Uninterrupted For Once

by Stuart Heritage

Hearty congratulations to Taylor Swift! Not because she won four trophies at last night’s CMAs, though.

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Taylor Lautner Has Brain Ache Sharing a First Name With His Girlfriend

by Amy Grindhouse

Being a tween heartthrob doesn’t require all that much brain power. It absolutely requires cheeks worthy of pinching and a personality so adorable it could make people’s brains melt out of their ears. Nowhere in theTween Hunk 101 handbook does it teach you to keep any and all mental defects to yourself. Taylor Lautner is [...]

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