Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. You know, you really had me for a second last week with those zingers at your ass-grabbing trial. I really liked you for about 30 seconds, but, as I predicted in that very blog, I knew it wouldn’t last.
Well, last night Taylor Swift dropped her new single “Look What You Made Me Do” and, to the shock of no one, it made me want to backhand her for so much fucking reasons. Let’s begin, shall we?
Taylor’s mess of a new song features such profound lyrics as: