I’ve been writing this blog for three years now, and according to my Facebook ‘On This Day…’ thing, I’ve written some sort of Kim Kardashian related list to celebrate her birthday each of those years. Well, Kimmy’s 36th birthday was yesterday, so I guess it’s list time!
Though nothing might top my 2014 list of 10 Times I Really Related to Kim Kardashian, I feel like I’m ready to put some positive vibes out Kim’s way since she’s been having a rough time since the whole Paris robbery incident. So today, instead of making fun of her, I’m going to look at the times she was fucking LEGENDARY.
When she exposed Taylor Swift.
Seriously, don’t fuck with Kim Kardashian’s man because homegirl keeps receipts. Taylor still hasn’t recovered from this epic takedown.
When she lost her fucking mind over losing her diamond earning in the ocean.
Diamonds are pretty expensive and Kim is pretty much known for her dramatics. This is definitely one of the more famous moments from Keeping up with the Kardashians.
When she showed up to Paris Fashion Week looking like Draco Malfoy.
Remember this look? It didn’t last long, but it was pretty noteworthy.
When she photoshopped her workout progress pics with Blac Chyna.
Sometimes you want people to think your workouts are paying off more than they actually are. I mean, whatever, right?
When she named her daughter after a direction.
Only Kim and Kanye would name their child North West; no middle name.
When she made $80 million off a FUCKING APP.
Kim has an app where people dress her up in various outfits and it is making her a multi-millionaire. That’s pretty epic.
When she was shameless af about her constant nudity.
Kim loves being naked and she doesn’t give a single fuck if you have a problem with it.
When she took selfies while dropping Khloe off to prison.
Potentially my all-time favourite Kim Kardashian moment. She also has Khloe’s mugshot framed in her house. Sister of the year!
When she is being shamelessly obsessed with herself.
No one loves Kim Kardashian quite as much as Kim Kardashian does, and I appreciate that.
When she released that pop song, ‘Jam’.
Seriously, there is nothing more epic than that song and video.
Happy birthday, Kim! We love you! (Well, maybe not Taylor Swift…)