Very recently, Taylor Swift SHOCKED the world by deleting EVERYTHING off of her Instagram account and unfollowing the few people she followed. THEN two days ago she started posting mini videos on her Instagram account of a digital snake slithering around.
Finally, today, Taylor dropped the cover art for her new album (or maybe just the cover art for the new single?) called “Reputation”, which will be released tomorrow.
A lot of people are pointing out how Taylor is making her “comeback” with this snake imagery, which is pretty significant given that after Kim Kardashian revealed that Taylor did Kanye dirty, Instagram took to flooding the comments sections of Taylor’s pictures with snake emojis. The snake emoji and Taylor Swift have essentially become synonymous with each other ever since.
I’m pretty sure the only person who wasn’t out here calling Taylor a snake is my friend Lori who really, REALLY fucking loves Taylor Swift. Like, she has a Taylor Swift guitar and a cat named Edie Swift, but, like, I love her as a person so I don’t let any of this ruin our friendship.
Anyway, the internet is clearly amped as fuck that T-Swift is coming back with maybe some revealing music about all her 30 million feuds from this past year and her generic and boring breed of white feminisim, and yes, I know Taylor had some of my respect last week with her zingers at that butt grabbing lawsuit, but the cover art for this reputation shit really gave me a major case of the eye rolls.
Taylor Swift’s boring ass out here getting on this hype when the REAL woman we should all be shutting down for is SZA and her LEGEND of an album “Ctrl”. Seriously, that shit is my JAM. Summer of SZA over here, fuck this Taylor Swift trying to reclaim her snake status nonsense.
Today is just full of surprises. We all learned Taylor Swift is dropping new music tomorrow, and I learned that even though your belly button might still look pierced, if you haven’t worn a piercing in two and a half years, you probably shouldn’t try to put an old belly button ring in. Oops!