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“Yousa People Gonna Die?” Ponders Great Prophet Jar Jar Binks

by Si Sharp

When Jar-Jar Binks ran roughshod over the dreams of a generation, few people realised that Star Wars creator George Lucas wasn’t just taking a massive CGI turd in the bedside slippers of their collective nostalgia. He was also using him to send the  apocalyptic warning in the headline. The neckless sci-fi titan apparently believes that [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 10 November 2010

by Mof Gimmers

10. Crushingly lonely and need to hire a hipster girl? Here’s a thing! – HipsterEscorts 9. Hardy Bucks, one of the finest comedy shows to ever be shown online, has finally made the jump to TV. So Irish readers, look at the listings for RTE you lucky, lucky feckers. 8. Police reports surround the wilfully [...]

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Is George Lucas Planning Three New Star Wars Films?

by Mof Gimmers

Hecklerspray is still waiting for a Howard the Duck prequel, but alas, it never arrives. What has George Lucas got against a cigar smoking Anatidae? We want to see the story where Tim Robbins cries at his agent for casting him in such a terrible, terrible film! Anyway, it’s obvious that Lucas wants to suck [...]

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Star Wars Goes 3D, Sadly, Starting With The Phantom Menace

by Mof Gimmers

Thank God for the entertainment industry. They keep making new formats to peddle old crap to us. The CD saw everyone buying albums they already owned on a perfectly good format and now, we’ve been given the dubious treat of 3D movies, so we can sit through things we’ve seen a million times already. BUT [...]

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George Lucas Puts Star Wars TV Series On Ice

by Mof Gimmers

What do you do if you’ve created Star Wars, made loads of money, disappointed everyone with Jar Jar Binks, tied up all the loose-ends of the Skywalker family and tried to forget all about Howard the Duck?

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Goin’ up and goin’ down.

Folded:

* Toy Story 3 (a great couple of weeks for great movies)

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WEBTHUMP! 30 June 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Doctor Who goes to Glastonbury, dances like a twonk – Watch With Mothers 9 – If someone yawns when you talk to them, it means they fancy you. Needless to say, this makes us the sexiest group of people on the planet – Asylum 8 – Kristen Stewart in bizarre ‘smiling’ incident – [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 9 June 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – If any of you have got exams coming up soon, we dare you to do something like this during them – YouTube 9 – This is fabulous – all 80 of this year’s Big Brother housemates, described so well that we probably won’t bother doing it ourselves – WatchWithMothers 8 – Sorry to [...]

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Charlyne Yi Interview

by David Scarborough

Quirky wunderkind stand-up and Knocked Up actress Charlyne Yi is usually found around the LA stand-up circuit making all types of people chuckle. Recently, she’s been taking a break from the mic to write and star in Paper Heart; a hybrid rom/com documentary co-starring Michael Cera. The film is now heading to DVD for Valentine’s Day [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Saturday night and Sunday morning. Folded: Star Wars status updates (actually really funny) The hardest man ever (hairy) Cold Stone Creamery (it is very, very easy to understand why there is a weight problem in America) Assassin’s Creed II is out (and very good too apparently. Though who’s got time to play all these games [...]

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