Folded
- The X-Men Guide To Puberty – Thank god. How would we ever have coped without it?
- Rihanna’s Been Censored – OH GOD NO!!!!
- Who Is Football’s Biggest Tit? – Andy Dawson asks the question on everyone’s lips.
- Will Self – Would anyone ever be able to live on without seeing him wearing a leopard print smok?
- This Is Satire – Bear that in mind.
Creased
- Flaming Lips Do It In A Human Skull – Yes… okay… right…
- David Beckham – Send the poet your bloody boots!