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Holly Madison Insures Her Lady Lumps For $1 Million

by Matthew Laidlow

If you’ve ever been told to stop making a boob of yourself, then usually you’re doing something stupid like stirring a cup of coffee with your wang. Just us? Anyway, in the case of Holly Madison, if she didn’t have her busters, her income would dry up faster than a cream-cracker in the Mojave Desert. [...]

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Hide! Geri Halliwell Is Single Again And Wants Your Seed!

by Mof Gimmers

Run! Hide! Duck for cover! Geri Halliwell’s womb is on the prowl and it demands that one of you penis owning plebs puts some swimmers up there to enable her to have a baby, which she’ll cradle and whisper sinisterly to it ’til it runs away from home aged 15. See, Ginger Spice has split [...]

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Hugh Hefner Keen To Point At His Own Crotch And Shout ‘I Use It All The Time And Not Just For Doing A Toilet’

by Mof Gimmers

Hugh Hefner is not a happy man. Is it because he sincerely thought Crystal Harris was his true love and there was genuine shock and misery at her jilting him at the altar, before going on to say nasty things about his prowess in the bedroom? Or is it because his male pride is taking [...]

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Crystal Harris Never Saw Hugh Hefner Naked (So Let Us Show You Then)

by Mof Gimmers

We were all pretty shocked when Crystal Harris decided to ditch Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner, just days before she was due to walk up the altar. They seemed like such a lovely couple. Perfect for each other in fact! Alas, it wasn’t to be and us mere mortals were denied the greatest love story ever [...]

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Everyone Is Pointing At George Clooney And Mouthing The Word ‘Gay’

by Mof Gimmers

In Hollywood, it seems that only marriage to a member of the opposite sex will stop people from assuming you’re gay, despite the fact it seems that your member has been in-and-out of a staggering amount of eligible beautiful women. We are, of course, talking about George Clooney, as the headline already told you. Of [...]

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Hugh Hefner Surely Invented A Cloning Machine

by Amy Grindhouse

Hugh Hefner has invented a cloning machine. We’re presupposing as much because yet another girlfriend has been added to Hugh’s arsenal of glorified ladies of the night. Ever heard of November 2011 Playboy Playmate Shera Bechard? No? Us neither. A little too old for his tastes, we think, Shera is the 27-year-old new girlfriend of [...]

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Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig Get Married Despite Not Knowing Or Speaking To Each Other, Ever

by hecklerspray staff

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz have got married! Isn’t that adorable? As you know, we’ve been rooting for these guys for pretty much forever. And finally, after what has felt like ‘a very long time’ – the pair secretly got married in New York State last night, with only four very close family members as [...]

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Gussets Moisten As Clooney Announces Bachelor Status

by Michael Park

There was a distinct dampness in the air around the world last night. Meteorologists struggled to explain the phenomenon which seemed to emanate from the Hollywood hills. However, when it was officially announced that Hollywood heart-throb and all round photogenic guy George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis had parted ways the meteorologists were allowed [...]

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Paris Hilton And Her Anonymous Penis Donor Have Parted Ways

by Michael Park

You remember Paris Hilton, don’t you? Come on readers. Try a bit harder. She’s that night vision girl that you’ve seen performing fellatio on a man with no personality. No? She’s tall… blonde… denser than the singularity of a black hole? No? Really? She’s the heir to the Hilton hotel chain and- frankly- if you [...]

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Hugh Hefner Has Moved On To Anonymous, Replaceable Woman #24

by Michael Park

It takes a lot of work to be described as a legend. You have to be dedicated to what you do and do it well for years of your life. Eventually, your achievement is such that your creation will be on any imaginable number of products that make less and less sense. Imagine your logo [...]

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