In Hollywood, it seems that only marriage to a member of the opposite sex will stop people from assuming you’re gay, despite the fact it seems that your member has been in-and-out of a staggering amount of eligible beautiful women. We are, of course, talking about George Clooney, as the headline already told you.
Of course, there’s those of you who will be thinking “Ah! The gay doth protest too much!”, which won’t be helped by the fact that one of Clooney’s mates has pop his head ’round the door and said ‘He’s definitely not gay y’know?’
We didn’t bloody ask if he was! Now you’ve gone and made him look all gay! And now you’ve made us look like his gayditude is something of an issue! PISS OFF.
See, everyone started thumbing at George and saying he was gay because he’s basically too handsome and too unwilling to settle down and have a family with one of the world’s women.
And one of Clooney’s chums is here to say that it’s perfectly normal to not want marriage… because it is. This article is stating the obvious.
Manuele Malenotti, who has a delightfully camp name, introduced Clooney to model Elisabetta Canalis a couple of years ago. Alas, they’ve split up because George is either gay or he doesn’t want to settle down. Or both. We don’t know anymore. Why don’t you leave us alone?
Speaking to some stupid glossy magazine, Manuele says that Canalis isn’t a professional beard (look it up) and that George is 100% getting erections for members of the opposite sex.
I have known George for ten years. Of all the actors I know in Hollywood he is the one I see the most and we have done lots of charity work together. I know about their relationship because I was the one who got them together. George wanted to meet Elisabetta and he asked me to make the introductions.
I did as he asked but inside I always knew that it wouldn’t last – to be honest I was expecting it. You will have to ask them for all the specific reasons.
Really gay specific you mean?
All I can say is that George, when it comes to love, has decided that he is not going to get married again and he is not going to have any children and he won’t change his mind…? big stars like George need people by their side to help them and they are always under immense pressure. For a partner it’s never easy because everybody has their own requirements.
Like having sex with members of their own gender? He’s something of a ‘Dapper Dan Man’. Does that even make sense as a slur?
To suggest it was a publicity stunt is a lie. I introduced them, I saw them together and I can say that their love story was very intense. In two years they shared numerous moments. I can also tell you that I have known George for ten years, I have spent a lot of time with him and a lot of women have passed through his life. You never know in life, and men are having an identity crisis but I can tell you George is not gay.
WE DON’T ACTUALLY CARE. PLEASE STOP.
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Educated says
Today I learnt what a “beard” was.
stella says
I’ve always suspected he was bisexual. Have you looked at Elisabetta’s face? She looks like a man. That explains everything.
Anyway, who cares?