This Christmas will forever be forgotten as the one that was filled with celebrities proposing to each other. Natalie Portman, LeAnn Rimes, Hugh Hefner and Lily Allen have all announced their intentions to get wed, which is obviously cripplingly sweet and pleasant.
Not that this will stop us from berating them all in some way. Apart from Natalie Portman because she’s just lovely. The git.
And now, adding her name to the list of Talks About Nothing Other Than Stupid Wedding Dresses is Hollywood thesp Reese Witherspoon who is sometimes very beautiful, other times, akin to something dug up from the soil of a pensioner’s allotment.