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Michael Jackson Death Mansion Goes Up For Sale!

by Matthew Laidlow

Michael Jackson news has been slightly thin on the ground of late hasn’t it? As far as we know, the Jackson estate has no plans to pump out another batch of supposed special edition albums that are limited to only a thousand million copies. And because you know hecklerspray will never go out of our [...]

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R Kelly Doesn’t Understand Irony And Unleashes More Back In The Closet Episodes

by Mof Gimmers

Imagine how hard it is being R Kelly. First off, everyone keeps mentioning the whole urine/minor thing. Then there’s your inner voice that tells you everyone is out to get you… that you’re washed-up. Then there’s the whole Not Understanding Irony Thing. See, Uncle Kels has forged a career based on some truly wonderful records, [...]

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S Club 7 To Reconvene, Hecklerspray’s DIY 90s Pop Reunion Template Article

by Sophie Hall

So that’s Blue, Steps, Spice Girls, Take That, No Doubt, 911 (Really?), Soundgarden (Jesus…), ‘Space’ (WHAT) and Babylon Zoo all reunited and back in our hearts once again. For the good of music. The dream team are back. (Not ‘the Dream Team’ though. Just the idiom.) What an incredibly unexpected blast from the past! What [...]

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N-Dubz Fazer Incoherently Vomits Into Twitter Concerning Tulisa Sex Tape

by Mof Gimmers

We’ve all seen the ALLEGED Tulisa sextape by now, haven’t we? If you have she’s ALLEGEDLY not very good at blow-jobs. And she ALLEGEDLY likes hitting herself on her ALLEGED forehead with a penis. Anyway, it’s all gone a bit mental and injunctions have been taken out, Dappy has said it was definitely her in [...]

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One Direction Land US No.1 To Show That World’s Population Is One Giant Idiot Hamper

by Mof Gimmers

This failing planet is filled with a dying species called Humans. They’ll listen to any ol’ tosh. Just take the news that One Direction have become the first UK pop group to debut at number one on the US album chart. We look to America for guidance and every single time, we catch them with their [...]

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Obligatory Mention Of Tulisa’s Sex Tape

by Mof Gimmers

So, Tulisa has a sex tape does she? Of course, lawyers are saying it isn’t her (although the video contains someone with the exact same DNA as the X Factor judge, it seems) and everyone is hastily taking down stills from the video. That’d be the video which has Tulisa’s dead-ringer sucking what appears to [...]

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Madonna’s New Album Leaks, So You Don’t Have To Buy It

by Mof Gimmers

You know how Madonna is releasing a new record? Well, there really is no need to buy it (whenever it finally gets a release) because someone has already decided to leak it, with MDNA appearing on torrent sites.

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Katy Perry Says Friends Don’t Care About Celebrity… While Travelling The World At Her Expense

by Mof Gimmers

Katy Perry isn’t like other popstars is she? Apart from the countless and obvious comparisons to all the other popstars of course. But yeah, she’s totally different. She married an ugly tall thin man for starters.

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Engelbert Humperdinck’s Eurovision Song – Listen With Your Ears (Russia To Win)

by Mof Gimmers

Here we are then. We’re a collection of countries faced with an Engelbert Humperdinck song, designed to win us the Eurovision Song Contest against all those tactical voting swine who hated us since we invaded some oil-rich nations.

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Celine Dion: Regrettably Not Dead Yet

by Mof Gimmers

Even though Celine Dion hasn’t done anything of note in the public eye for some time now, it doesn’t stop you from feeling her evil presence on the wind, does it? It’s malignant and just… there.

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