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Heather Mills Takes All The Credit For The Beatles Appearing on iTunes In A Totally Non-Deluded Way

by Mof Gimmers

Heather Mills is a nice lady isn’t she? She’s an inspiration to anyone who has lost a limb. She’s proven that you don’t need both legs to be chastised and widely loathed. Striking a blow for real, practical equality, her existence has shown that people can be just as nasty to those with a disability [...]

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Paul McCartney Forgets Who MGMT Are

by Mof Gimmers

Since George Harrison shrugged off his mortal coil, Paul McCartney has been a changed man. He’s not quite as ‘thumbs aloft’ these days and has returned to the live arena to play more obscure Beatle numbers like Helter Skelter and Getting Better (well, relatively). As such, his stock has risen and the kids want in.

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Gig Review: Paul McCartney, Hard Rock Calling

by Iain Haywood

I should preface this. I should preface a lot of things in fact, usually with “She was already dead”, but in this case, I need only disclose that I’m not a critic. Critics are invariably asteroidal pricks, and I’m not. I really am just the world’s greatest. So it was my birthday, see, and I [...]

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Paul McCartney Will Not Write His Name On Your Bottom

by Stuart Heritage

As a vegetarian, Paul McCartney lives his life by two simple rules. One is ‘never eat anything with a face’.

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Heather Mills Press Complaint – Completely Beyond Satire

by Paul Pencott

If you tried to think of a celebrity as equally unappealing as shrieking harridan Heather Mills for her to have a public dispute with you couldn’t go far wrong with odious potato-faced toad Piers Morgan. And you’d be right, because that is what’s happened in a Press Complaints Commission investigation completed yesterday. The unintentionally hilarious [...]

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Paul McCartney Gets All Boo Hoo Hoo About A Dead Whale

by Stuart Heritage

Paul McCartney loves animals. He named his band after a type of insect, and Martha My Dear was about a dog.

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Paul McCartney & The BNP: Can We Blame Him? Can We At Least Try?

by Ian Dransfield

Ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has revealed his decision to avoid voting in the recent European Parliament Elections, as a protest to naughty governmental shenanigans. The ‘annoying sounding one’ from the pop legends told of his choice to abstain in an interview with The Independent, saying his decision came about as a result of the ongoing expenses [...]

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Hecklerspray at E3: Rock Band: The Beatles

by David Schwartz

Fancy playing the drums as badly as Ringo Starr? Well, now you can, thanks to a new video game which allows you to sing, strum and drum along to your favourite Beatles tracks – and Octopus’s Garden. The Beatles: Rock Band was officially launched by Sir Paul McCartney and Starr at the start of E3 [...]

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The Beatles Reunite! Minus Two Members!

by Matthew Laidlow

There’s nothing more we love then seeing a band reunite so they can relive former glories. Of course, it would be cynical of us to see it as a money making money opportunity, but what do we know? Perhaps in fifty years time, the current writing staff of hecklerspray will get together in a grotty [...]

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Paul McCartney Loves All (White) Mankind

by Paul Gibson

Oh dear. Paul McCartney, thumb-obsessed ex-ruler of The Beatles, has done a Miley.

We’ve all been there: you’re walking along with your granddad, when suddenly you spot someone approaching who is quite obviously not of your racial group. Your head sinks way down into your thorax, as the old man rather loudly says, “Hey, look. It’s a [horrific racial slur]“. Paul McCartney’s staff recently found themselves in a very similar position at an airport.

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