After a massive two week hiatus from informing you about the ever ridiculous world of moving musical pictures we thought we?d make a slamming come back with a hard hitting new story on the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, known to you acronym friendly internet users as the VMAs.
A weekend of vodka and bacon sandwiches has however taken its toll and we can't confirm or deny that we informed you about the nominees, but obviously the usual suspects are to blame for hate crimes against your eyes; Bruno Mars and Katy Perry being some of the main perpetrators of the attacks that took place.
If you're familiar with awards ceremonies then you will be aware that this doesn't quite make the grade, if you're a conspiracy nut and want some proof then we direct you to the category of ?Best Video with a Message? where everybody is a winner in their own hearts; which is good because they are all utter rejects in reality. You have nothing to learn from a hick like Taylor Swift. Hilary Duff already taught us about why saying ?gay? is bad and that was empowering enough, but an entire category makes our faces sag.