Sex sells – everyone knows that.

So if you want to sell more records or get more airplay, it’s hardly rocket science to suggest that putting a sexy celebrity in your video is going to increase your chances of success tenfold.

It’s a winning formula – you only need look at the songs below to see that. There are couple of half-decent tracks here, but, let’s face it, they are mostly rubbish.

But yet, thanks to us, they are getting played once again. Damn those super marketing boffins – we fell for it again.

Anyway, enjoy having a good look – you can always turn the sound down.

18. Mischa Barton
Music Video: James Blunt – Goodbye My Lover

Do yourself a favour and turn down the sound.

17. Pam Anderson
Music Video: Lit – Miserable

Pamela Anderson gobbles four musicians – just a typical day.

16. Evan Rachel Wood
Music Video: Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends

Waking up next to Evan Rachel Wood at any time would be good.

15. Elisha Cuthbert
Music Video: Weezer – Perfect Situation

Perfect situation? Elisha Cuthbert sticking her crotch in your face.

14. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Music Video: Enrique Iglesias – Hero

OK, forget the song – it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt.

13. Scarlett Johansson
Music Video: Justin Timberlake – What Goes Around Comes Around

Scarlett gets a grip on the Trousersnake.

12. Christopher Walken
Music Video: Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice

Sexy? We have no idea. Cool? Definitely.

11. Sarah Michelle Gellar
Music Video: Stone Temple Pilots – Sour Girl
Stone Temple Pilots – Sour Girl

Sour but sweet.

10. Wentworth Miller
Music Video: Mariah Carey – We Belong Together

You almost feel sorry for Wentworth – and not just because of his stupid name.

9. Stephen Dorff
Music Video: Britney Spears  - Everytime

We can only assume he was paid a lot of money for this.

8. Rachel Hunter
Music Video: Fountains of Wayne – Stacey’s Mom

Fountains of who?

7. Johnny Depp
Music Video: Tom Petty – Into the Great Wide Open

Ohhh, he’s so dreamy.

6. Alicia Silverstone, Liv Tyler
Music Video: Aerosmith – Crazy

Is that really his daughter?

5. Gina Gershon
Music Video: Lenny Kravitz – Again

We love Gina Gershon.

4. Angelina Jolie
Music Video: The Rolling Stones – Anybody Seen My Baby

Terrible song – but who cares?

3. Anna Kournikova
Music video: Enrique Iglesias – Escape

We suggest you turn down the sound and fast forward to the halfway stage.

2. Assorted supermodels
George Michael – Freedom ‘90

Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford and a big Greek homosexual – something for every man.

1. Kate Moss
Music Video: The White Stripes – I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself

Kate Moss pole dances – a clear winner.

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