Sex sells ? everyone knows that.
So if you want to sell more records or get more airplay, it’s hardly rocket science to suggest that putting a sexy celebrity in your video is going to increase your chances of success tenfold.
It’s a winning formula ? you only need look at the songs below to see that. There are couple of half-decent tracks here, but, let’s face it, they are mostly rubbish.
But yet, thanks to us, they are getting played once again. Damn those super marketing boffins – we fell for it again.
Anyway, enjoy having a good look ? you can always turn the sound down.
18. Mischa Barton
Music Video: James Blunt – Goodbye My Lover
Do yourself a favour and turn down the sound.
17. Pam Anderson
Music Video: Lit – Miserable
Pamela Anderson gobbles four musicians ? just a typical day.
16. Evan Rachel Wood
Music Video: Green Day – Wake Me Up When September Ends
Waking up next to Evan Rachel Wood at any time would be good.
15. Elisha Cuthbert
Music Video: Weezer – Perfect Situation
Perfect situation? Elisha Cuthbert sticking her crotch in your face.
14. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Music Video: Enrique Iglesias – Hero
OK, forget the song ? it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt.
13. Scarlett Johansson
Music Video: Justin Timberlake ? What Goes Around Comes Around
Scarlett gets a grip on the Trousersnake.
12. Christopher Walken
Music Video: Fatboy Slim ? Weapon of Choice
Sexy? We have no idea. Cool? Definitely.
11. Sarah Michelle Gellar
Music Video: Stone Temple Pilots ? Sour Girl
Stone Temple Pilots – Sour Girl
Sour but sweet.
10. Wentworth Miller
Music Video: Mariah Carey – We Belong Together
You almost feel sorry for Wentworth ? and not just because of his stupid name.
9. Stephen Dorff
Music Video: Britney Spears? – Everytime
We can only assume he was paid a lot of money for this.
8. Rachel Hunter
Music Video: Fountains of Wayne ? Stacey’s Mom
Fountains of who?
7. Johnny Depp
Music Video: Tom Petty – Into the Great Wide Open
Ohhh, he’s so dreamy.
6. Alicia Silverstone, Liv Tyler
Music Video: Aerosmith – Crazy
Is that really his daughter?
5. Gina Gershon
Music Video: Lenny Kravitz – Again
We love Gina Gershon.
4. Angelina Jolie
Music Video: The Rolling Stones – Anybody Seen My Baby
Terrible song ? but who cares?
3. Anna Kournikova
Music video: Enrique Iglesias – Escape
We suggest you turn down the sound and fast forward to the halfway stage.
2. Assorted supermodels
George Michael – Freedom ’90
Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford and a big Greek homosexual ? something for every man.
1. Kate Moss
Music Video: The White Stripes ? I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself
Kate Moss pole dances – a clear winner.
Joseph says
They should have included the girl from the Manson video “Tainted Love”
no1 says
What about Julia Roberts in that one Dave Matthews Band video?
Stuart says
You Forgot Alexis Bledel in “She’s Gonna Break Soon” by Less Than Jake.
Mac says
Dominique swain, shawn mullins lullabye
ATV says
these are awesome any list starting with mischa barton (one of the hottest small tits girls) and then going to pam anderson is good in my book!
Stone says
4 words:
Helena Christensen – Wicked Game
tcby says
word up to no1. dreamgirl by dmb.
Lee says
Do Texas have the record for the most videos with celebrities in?
Alan Rickman in In Demand
Peter Kay in Sleep
Jean Reno in I’ll See It Through
Dood says
Kate Moss weighs 32 lbs…is anyone seriously attracted to that?
On another note, I want to nominate Claire Danes in Soul Asylum’s ‘Just Like Anyone’.
Gracie says
Even though I don’t like her, Kim Kardashian was in the Fall Out Boy video “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs” (along with some monkeys)
Plumber says
I agree with Stone – Wicked Game should be #1.
What about?
Lenny Kravitz – American Woman, Heather Graham
redshoe says
Laetitia Casta was in the video of “Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing” by Chris Isaak.
elephants and asses says
Burried… Mischa Barton is absolutely NOT sexy.