Articles tagged with: Megan Fox
WEBTHUMP: July 15 2009
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Megan Fox Sort Of Naked In Vaguely Rude Jennifer’s Body Trailer
Teenage boys, we have some good news for you - your wildest dreams are just about to come true. Not that one. Not the dream where your face stops being covered in an inch-thick layer of bumfluff that makes you look like some sort of disgusting gawky monkey hybrid - the dream where you get to see Megan Fox naked. The red band trailer for Megan Fox's new movie Jennifer's Body has hit the internet. And you know what red band means - gratuitous Megan Fox nudity. Or it means you briefly see the side of her boob and she swears once. It's a secret.
Teenage boys, we have some good news for you - your wildest dreams are just about to come true. Not that one. Not the dream where your face stops being covered in an inch-thick layer of bumfluff that makes you look like some sort of disgusting gawky monkey hybrid - the dream where you get to see Megan Fox naked. The red band trailer for Megan Fox's new movie Jennifer's Body has hit the internet. And you know what red band means - gratuitous Megan Fox nudity. Or it means you briefly see the side of her boob and she swears once. It's a secret.
Megan Fox and Zac Efron In Wild “Dating” Extravaganza. Possibly.
Jealousy is a sad, bad thing for everyone involved - and it's especially bad when it involves some of the most incredibly talented A-list performers in the world today. Which means this news isn't as bad as it could have been, because it only involves Megan Fox and Zac Efron. Anyway, these little blighters have done the worst thing imaginable - they've tried to steal some news space away from Michael Jackson by definitely (possibly) getting married (dating), all while the world's favourite singer is preparing for his headline shows at the O2... What do you mean he's dead?! Ah.
Jealousy is a sad, bad thing for everyone involved - and it's especially bad when it involves some of the most incredibly talented A-list performers in the world today. Which means this news isn't as bad as it could have been, because it only involves Megan Fox and Zac Efron. Anyway, these little blighters have done the worst thing imaginable - they've tried to steal some news space away from Michael Jackson by definitely (possibly) getting married (dating), all while the world's favourite singer is preparing for his headline shows at the O2... What do you mean he's dead?! Ah.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Advantage and double fault. Folded: Jason Manford (getting funnier all the time) Facebook status generator (finally something worth logging in for) James May At The Edge of Space (James May is the new Johnny Ball) John McEnroe (never shuts up, funniest commentator out there) Sunshine Cleaning (weird, but funny weird) Creased: Paul Merton (seems to hate the idea of being funny these ...
Advantage and double fault. Folded: Jason Manford (getting funnier all the time) Facebook status generator (finally something worth logging in for) James May At The Edge of Space (James May is the new Johnny Ball) John McEnroe (never shuts up, funniest commentator out there) Sunshine Cleaning (weird, but funny weird) Creased: Paul Merton (seems to hate the idea of being funny these ...
Megan Fox in Rose-Refusal Mania! (With Apology)
Shocking news shockingly emerged to shock the world when it was revealed Megan Fox brutally snubbed a fan offering her a rose the other day. While most of the shock was reserved for the fan himself, who looked like the 80s had truly never ended, some people reserved their shockedness for the one in the tight jeans from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. For you see, it is expected of movie stars to brave the crowds, to listen to their fans and to not (shockingly) ignore the offer of a yellow rose from someone who probably masturbates over pictures of you. Shocker.
Shocking news shockingly emerged to shock the world when it was revealed Megan Fox brutally snubbed a fan offering her a rose the other day. While most of the shock was reserved for the fan himself, who looked like the 80s had truly never ended, some people reserved their shockedness for the one in the tight jeans from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. For you see, it is expected of movie stars to brave the crowds, to listen to their fans and to not (shockingly) ignore the offer of a yellow rose from someone who probably masturbates over pictures of you. Shocker.
Are Robert Pattinson & Megan Fox Doing The Secret Boinky-Boink?
He's the world's most desired man. She's the world's sexiest woman. Together they have the combined IQ of, say, a silly goose. We're talking about Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox. Or, if the rumours are to be believed, Frobox. Those are the rumours that Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox are secretly dating on the sly, which would necessitate the invention of an irritating singular compound brand based on their individual names. But wait - did we just say that Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox are secretly dating? WOW! Imagine the babies they'll have - they'll be so cute! And also preposterously dim!
He's the world's most desired man. She's the world's sexiest woman. Together they have the combined IQ of, say, a silly goose. We're talking about Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox. Or, if the rumours are to be believed, Frobox. Those are the rumours that Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox are secretly dating on the sly, which would necessitate the invention of an irritating singular compound brand based on their individual names. But wait - did we just say that Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox are secretly dating? WOW! Imagine the babies they'll have - they'll be so cute! And also preposterously dim!
Megan Fox Shocks on the Box With Her New Locks
Granted, this isn't the biggest or best celebrity story you're ever going to see, but who cares when it features Megan Fox and has that headline? It can't come as any major surprise to the 'star' of such 'entertainment' 'classics' as Transformers that she's been slagged off by some in the media once more - this time for her wonderful haircut being sported at the MTV Movie Awards. After all, she is the proud owner of some of the worst tattoos ever committed to the flesh of a 'talented' actress. Sorry: 'actress'.
Granted, this isn't the biggest or best celebrity story you're ever going to see, but who cares when it features Megan Fox and has that headline? It can't come as any major surprise to the 'star' of such 'entertainment' 'classics' as Transformers that she's been slagged off by some in the media once more - this time for her wonderful haircut being sported at the MTV Movie Awards. After all, she is the proud owner of some of the worst tattoos ever committed to the flesh of a 'talented' actress. Sorry: 'actress'.
Megan Fox: No Wedding Ever, Or Something
Megan Fox knows that her appeal lies solely in the fact that she looks exactly like a mid-price inflatable sex doll. And if, for any reason, she stopped being sexy - or at least stopped looking like a police sketch artist's representation of what a sexy girl probably looks like, which is more accurate - then Megan Fox's entire career would wither up and die. So to help herself out a little, Megan Fox has decided to tell the world that she's never getting married. Which is a bit of a bummer because Megan Fox has apparently just got engaged again. Whoops.
Megan Fox knows that her appeal lies solely in the fact that she looks exactly like a mid-price inflatable sex doll. And if, for any reason, she stopped being sexy - or at least stopped looking like a police sketch artist's representation of what a sexy girl probably looks like, which is more accurate - then Megan Fox's entire career would wither up and die. So to help herself out a little, Megan Fox has decided to tell the world that she's never getting married. Which is a bit of a bummer because Megan Fox has apparently just got engaged again. Whoops.
