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Megan Fox Won’t Be In The Next Terrible Transformers Film

by Stuart Heritage

A prediction – Transformers 3 will be the Citizen Kane of tediously impenetrable films about toy robots.

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Megan Fox Now Even Less Likely To Have Sex With You

by Stuart Heritage

Masturbating teenagers the world over have long found a shared comfort in one thing – Megan Fox looks quite dirty.

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WEBTHUMP! 10 February 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – It’s probably safe to assume that Megan Fox has manky hands – Amy Grindhouse 9 – The Beatles: Surrey’s greatest export. No, really – SurreyHerald 8 – Something about evil babies. EVIL BABIES! – Cracked 7 – An opera version of a Dr Dre song. Marvellous – YouTube 10 – It’s probably safe [...]

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Why People Hate Megan Fox

by hecklerspray staff

I recently stumbled upon this really old NYT article posing the question ‘why don’t people like Megan Fox?’ I am writing this from my position in the middle of an internet Venn Diagram, flanked by two differing (though both equally militant) opinions, regarding some-time actress Megan Fox. It seems I must either be filled with [...]

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Megan Fox Killed Off In Transformers 3?

by David Scarborough

Note to Megan Fox: Some people don’t like being called Hitler – especially when they’re your boss. Apparently, in retaliation for her Hitler jibe, Michael Bay has decided to kill Megan Fox off in Transformers 3. If you ask us, he’s gone light on Megan – after all, this is a man who would blow [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 25 September 2009

by Josh Burt

10 – The greatest high school movies OF ALL TIME – Interestment 9 – Like Flight of The Conchords? Then you’ll love this! – Mychemicaltoilet 8 – Kirsten Dunst smiles all the way to court, the maniac – Popsugar 7 – Who wants to see some singy and dancey stuff? – Best Week Ever 6 [...]

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Megan Fox’s Body Doesn’t Convince People To Watch Movie!

by Josh Burt

Over the weekend, the latest Megan Fox movie opened for business, then whimpered its way through the first few nights, barely creating a ripple on the vast Hollywood ocean. Meanwhile the cartoon about meatballs caused a splash the size of Philip Seymour Hoffman high diving into a shot glass. What in hellfire is going on [...]

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This Just In: Megan Fox Doesn’t Like Herself Very Much Sometimes

by Stuart Heritage

Deep down, everyone wants to be Megan Fox – and by ‘everyone’ we mean a handful of unfathomably creepy teenage boys.

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Megan Fox Naked? Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, Perverts

by Stuart Heritage

Thanks to Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene and that Grey’s Anatomy bloke, we’re currently in golden age of celebrity nudity.

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The Men’s Health Guide To Seducing Megan Fox

by Amy Grindhouse

There is only one source on this earth that is better at producing terrifying quotables than the Men’s Health sex advice column – Megan Fox, in just about every interview that she has ever given. Men’s Health bend over backwards every month to produce the most unbelievably stupid relationship advice they can. Yet without even [...]

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