Megan Fox Continues To Be Very Self-Aware

Robotic proto-woman Megan Fox, widely reported as saying ?I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven?t pinpointed what it is? has had a tattoo in honour of Mickey bloody Rourke.

?I don’t know if it’s been photographed yet, but it’ll come out eventually, I’m sure,? said the absolutely sane star of some really dreadful films to MTV whilst pictures of her new tat were available in national press worldwide.

Her reported reason for looking as though she?d been babysitting a child who?d got a bit out-of-hand with a permanent-marker was that “I just love him very much and think he’s very special?.

Which is great, and in terms of the world?s most loved, special people Rourke is up there with Mother Theresa. Megan Fox said:

“He’s so genuine and so sweet and so talented. I just love him to death. I kept telling him that he needs to have kids, because I think he’s going to be an amazing dad. I hope he does that soon.”

The important tattoo in question is said to read ?those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.’? Nonsense that your average high-school mentalist outsider would spout in order to make them seem ?deep?. It is reportedly a quote from a poem by Angela Monet; as of now no-one can find any evidence of her existence.

Rourke, at least 57, was unavailable for comment regarding his viability as a stable father.

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