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Dancing With The Stars Ejects Natalie Coughlin, Whoever She Is

by Stuart Heritage

Oh Natalie Coughlin, we hardly knew you. No, literally, we’re still not completely sure who you are.

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Dancing With The Stars Loses Chuck Liddell, World Somehow Gets Over It

by Stuart Heritage

Dancing With The Stars is obviously getting tougher – it can afford to lose Chuck Liddell this early.

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Dancing With The Stars: Everyone’s Out, More Or Less

by Stuart Heritage

Celebrities leave Dancing With The Stars for many reasons – because they’re injured, because they’re crap dancers.

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Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Osbourne Ballses Everything Up

by Stuart Heritage

Getting Kelly Osbourne On Dancing With The Stars this year was nothing short of a masterstroke. We mean that.

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Kelly Osbourne On ‘Dancing With The Stars More Famous Than Her’

by Stuart Heritage

Dancing With The Stars is easily the best show on television. No, wait, not best – we meant least accurately titled.

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Kelly Osbourne Thumps Off To Rehab

by Stuart Heritage

An arrest and a trip to rehab within the same week? Hold the phone, Lindsay Lohan’s packed the weight on.

Wait, what? This isn’t a story about Lindsay Lohan? This is actually a story about Kelly Osbourne? But the arrest-inspired rehab visit is Lindsay Lohan’s idea! Why is Kelly Osbourne trying to copy Lindsay Lohan so much? What else of Lindsay’s is Kelly going to copy? Her halfhearted music career? Good christ, she’s done that already! What’s wrong with the girl?

Basically, Kelly Osbourne has checked into rehab for the next 30 days. We didn’t know pastry could be so addictive.

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Kelly Osbourne Arrested On A Charge Of Violent Fisticuffs

by Stuart Heritage

Lesson of the day: never, ever, go up to an Osbourne lady and start dissing their men, because they are lunatics.

Oh, alright, alleged lunatics. Just a couple of weeks after Sharon Osbourne apparently attacked a bikini model after hearing a slur about Ozzy, Kelly Osbourne has been arrested for assault after allegedly slapping a journalist who insinuated that her boyfriend didn’t know what an earthquake was.

If you ask us, Jack Osbourne must be feeling left out. Maybe if we make up a good enough lie we’ll be able to goad him into punching a nun unconscious or something.

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Kelly Osbourne Slaps All Those Who Claim Her Beau Knows Little About Earth Science

by Shawn Lindseth

If you don’t have at least a couple of hours to spare – never bring up the topic of earthquakes around Kelly Osbourne’s boyfriend. If you do, he’ll likely tell you all about how they are a sudden release of energy from deep within the earth, and how they’re caused by plate tectonics. Then, if [...]

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