Kelly Osbourne is paler than the palest member of the Nicola Roberts fan club. We all know it, and we think it’s our second favourite thing about her – second only to her overwhelming conviction that purple rinses are a hit with people in their 20s.
Kelly has upset a group of people – people we didn’t know existed – with her new ads for spray tanning. The reality star appears in a print ad campaign for spray tans, the image for which shows her with the words ‘Self Esteem’ written on her chest. To go along with the uninspiring advert, Kelly has offered soundbites on how tanning can feed the hungry and right the economy. Okay, she said no such thing – she said tanning made her look healthier and look 10 pounds thinner – but if she can make nonsense up on the spot, so can we.