Circle March 17 on your calender – that's when outcome of the Paul McCartney/ Heather Mills divorce will be revealed, and who doesn't enjoy circling dates when bitter divorces between two essentially unlikeable people stumble to a close?
But that's not all, because the judge has decided that the Paul McCartney/ Heather Mills divorce is so important that he might as well make the whole shebang public afterwards, too.
That could mean that we could get to find out the exact nature of those wife-beating claims that Heather Mills made about Paul McCartney, and who doesn't enjoy hearing harrowing claims about granny-faced old men brutally stabbing annoying amputees? Huh?