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Katie Price States The Insultingly Obvious And Confirms That Her Marriage To Alex Reid Is In Trouble

by Mof Gimmers

Alex Reid is, clearly, a figure of fun in the British press. Hardly surprising when you consider the fact that he’s a perma-tanned cross-dressing simpleton who gets punched in the balls for a living. However, beneath all that, there is something to feel sorry for. Really? Yes. Fact is, we all know and he knows [...]

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Katie Price Makes Official Complaint About Frankie Boyle And For Once, It Is Difficult To Pick A Side

by Mof Gimmers

Since Frankie Boyle left the BBC, he’s been sulking. He’s decided that the BBC squashed his right to free speech and, of course, freedom of speech essentially means making the most offensive jokes you can think of. A bit like a teenager chuckling over the word ‘rape’. This has left Boyle in the unique position [...]

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Katie Price Banned From Driving And It Is All The Fault Of Paparazzi (Who Still Are Allowed To Drive)

by Mof Gimmers

Katie Price isn’t going to be using her children in TV shows or magazine shoots any more. She won’t be giving them a lift to school either as she’s been disqualified from driving after she received three further points on her licence for speeding, a court heard. We’re pretty sure you’ve already done the ‘twin [...]

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Peter Andre Rushed To Hospital, World Saunters To Reaction

by Mof Gimmers

Argh! What do we do in this situation?! Peter Andre has been rushed to hospital and we don’t know what level of piss-taking to offer. What if he dies over the weekend? We’ll look nastier than usual then? Mind you, we could claim it as a ‘first!’, thereby giving us the chance to say ‘we [...]

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Katie Price Withdraws Children From Public Eye – Not Clear If ‘Children’ Is A Euphemism For Breasts

by Mof Gimmers

Sometimes, you can convince yourself that Katie Price is omnipotent. She’s everywhere and yet, like God, does absolutely piss-all to justify it. Still, one thing we won’t be seeing much of is her children. Price has declared she will no longer feature her children (Junior and Princess) in photo shoots or on her TV shows. [...]

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Katie Price To Become A Full Time Loose Woman

by Matthew Laidlow

Unless you like period dramas or watching inbred, six-fingered divs arguing on Jeremy Kyle, ITV doesn’t really have much more too offer, apart from the parody that is X-Factor. For those who aren’t unemployed or students, the daytime schedule contains nothing of any interest apart from muting out This Morning to look at Holly Willoughby. [...]

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Alex Reid Needs Time Away From Katie Price. Ditto.

by Mof Gimmers

It’s hard to think of a celebrity couple who work so incredibly hard at doing so very little above Alex Reid and Katie Price. Sure, she used to model and put her name to some books and junk, and Reid was an average cage fighter but, for the most part, they’re just… there. So when [...]

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Katie Price Had Intercourse With Alex Reid On First Date And We’re Supposed To Be Surprised

by Mof Gimmers

Is Katie Price officially not Jordan now? Are we to assume that Jordan represents a side of her character that has now vanished? Gone is the wildchild partying and getting her baps out in public spaces in favour of a more demure motherhood? Katie Price is the emerging butterfly from the creosoted chrysalis of Jordan? [...]

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Katie Price Writes Something Rude To Child, Outrage Ensues

by Stuart Heritage

There’s something creepy about this. Is it that Katie Price asked a 13-year-old boy if he was staring at her tits?

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“I’m Like An Ugly Fat Woman In Bed” Says Ugly, Fat Jordan

by Paul Pencott

Completely appalling goggle-eyed squawking gargoyle Katie ‘Jordan’ Price hits back at rumours in the Daily Star that she is pregnant via her Twitter account stating that her new ‘belly’ – filled we imagine with a diet of Bacardi Breezers and Cheerios – is not evidence of a horrifying addition to our already addled gene pool: [...]

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