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Blameless Katie Price is Being Destroyed By The Press

by Mof Gimmers

Katie Price is not a woman who likes to flaunt herself in the press. She’s not the kind of woman who will conduct her private business via the media because, and we bet you didn’t know this, she’s actually a very shy and retiring person who never wanted each and every bodily fluid to be relayed in newspapers or on television.

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Katie Price Promotes Book By Being A Moron

by Stuart Heritage

Katie Price has written a new novel, presumably to help you identify train passengers that you hate.

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Katie Price To Be Hypnotised From Peter Andre’s Mind?

by Mof Gimmers

Peter Andre and Katie Price are a gift that just keep giving aren’t they? Once upon a time, they were just two people who didn’t know each other, both keen on showing their tits to the world. Price, then known as the country of Jordan, graced page threes and lad rags, pouting with a vacant look in her eye. Andre meanwhile was the champion of ’90s cod-reggae, all pouting with a dead look in his eye.

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Katie Price’s Debut Single Flops, Should Stick To The Erm…Day Job?

by Matthew Laidlow

People in the real world have to deal with emotional heartbreak in different ways to famous people. The best way to cope with a break of a partner of several years? Go and get yourself utterly drunk, vomit up your insides and then suffer in self pity the next day. What could be better? Possibly releasing a single telling the ex to basically go fudge himself?

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Alex Reid Vs Peter Andre: It’s (An Incredibly Tedious) War

by Stuart Heritage

Under different circumstances, Peter Andre and Alex Reid would probably be the very best of friends.

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Katie Price To Release Single, Because She Hates You

by Stuart Heritage

Katie Price is mostly famous for getting drunk and flashing her boobs, and for staying sober and flashing her boobs.

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Kerry Katona Doesn’t Like Katie Price Very Much

by Matthew Laidlow

When we grow up and become uber famous, you can bet that we’ll launch a million different self-help products. However, people who like to tell others what to do can sometimes come across as bellends. Prime examples are PETA members who constantly remind us that we’re scum for butchering innocent baby lambs. What’s even worse [...]

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Jordan: Now Tormented And Mocked Via The Spirit World

by Matthew Laidlow

Owners of downmarket publications must flap and panic when Jordan doesn’t do anything. Not only is her every move reported for us to read in one long paragraph with an accompanying picture from 1998, it’ll also be filmed for ITV 2. For someone who badgers on about the press intrusion on her privacy, Jordan seems [...]

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Katie Price Thinks Peter Andre Is Out To Destroy Her Like Some Sort Of Monster

by Matthew Laidlow

Don’t you just hate it when people overstep their mark in society? After all, what right does Katie Price have to really have a pop at anyone? Her whole career has been built on her flashing her jumper bumps to people who’ve picked up a newspaper or gone out to purchase some gentlemen’s literature. Against [...]

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Jordan To Release Another Gufftastic Book

by Matthew Laidlow

Most normal people eat chips, pies, kebabs and crisps as part of their diet. But we’re beginning to think that former boob model Jordan uses money as a food source. At every given opportunity, she gobbles up as much cash as she can get her hands on. That’s unless she has a fetish for the [...]

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