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Barry Manilow Now Two Eyes Away From Being Entirely Man-Made After Hip Replacement

by Mof Gimmers

Barry Manilow, these days, looks like a man constantly doing a bank robbery with a pair of tights squeezed over that peculiar face of his. That’s the perils of indulging in FAR TOO MUCH plastic surgery folks! And now, Baz The Manilow is shuffling to recovery after undergoing hip replacement surgery, like he’s someone’s nan. [...]

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George Michael’s Doctor Ruins Christmas For Everyone

by Joanna Bolouri

You’ll all be pleased to know that singer George Michael is making good progress as he recovers from a recent bout of pneumonia in Vienna.  That’s good isn’t it? He’ll be cocking around the Christmas Tree in his giant house just in time to watch the Queen’s speech, before driving off somewhere,  full of festive [...]

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Charlie Sheen’s Ex, Brooke Mueller, Does The Mental Coke Thing In His Place

by Mof Gimmers

When Charlie Sheen went mental, it was briefly hilarious. Basically, he rambled on about tiger blood and being made of win like a man babbling nonsense shortly before his death. It was a glorious and gruesome spectacle for us blood-baying dimwits. And then he went and spoiled it all by straightening himself out, going on [...]

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Is George Michael Going To Die Of Pneumonia Or What?

by Mof Gimmers

George Michael must’ve been running around the heath without his vest on because he’s gone and got himself a nice dose of pneumonia, which means that Hev from Eastenders won’t be able to go to his gigs because he went and cancelled them. Y’know, because of the pneumonia? George was hospitalised on Monday in Austria, [...]

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Russell Howard Breaks His Fingers Which Is Genuinely Good News

by Mof Gimmers

Russell Howard must have a terrible time with the ladies, what with him constantly displaying a wandering eye. Have you noticed how it mooches around his skull like a beetle tied to a six inch nail? Aside from his funny eye and the fact that he’s about as funny as finding a shallow grave, Russell [...]

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Goodbye Charlie Sheen – You Are Dead To Us Now

by Mof Gimmers

Charlie Sheen, we barely knew ye. You were fun while it lasted, but alas, you can now slope off to the obscurity from whence you came because, the long and the short of it is, we’ve heard that you’re now “absolutely” sober. We officially don’t care. When we look at your list of achievements, not [...]

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Charlie Sheen Takes Ex On Holiday Because Everyone Else Can’t Stand The Sight Of Them

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! What do you do when everyone’s stopped mockingly humouring you? If you’re Charlie Sheen, you continue babbling your gitspeak and start hanging around your ex and her crackpipe like that was the plan all along. See, after trying to start some daft Shangri La, where he had two girlfriends at the same time (or [...]

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Pussy Juggalos Throw Like Girls As Charlie Sheen Avoids Missiles At Make-up Gathering [Video]

by Mof Gimmers

Charlie Sheen keeps saying the word ‘winning’. Sadly for him, he isn’t and the word has now lost all meaning. He’s no longer a particular figure of fun, but rather, a sad man self-harming in public. That’s not to say we shouldn’t berate him for no good reason. It’s not our fault he’s sick in [...]

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Mr Bean Crashes Supercar And Ends Up In Hospital Which Was Probably Really Funny

by Mof Gimmers

Mr. Bean  is always getting into scrapes isn’t he? Remember that thing he did and it was really funny? He made that funny ‘dawp’ noise? Well, even though he’s not on television anymore, he’s still at it, this time, crashing a high performance sports vehicle! What a japester! He’s crashed it in such a hilarious [...]

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Charlie Sheen Is Getting Killed And Not Suing The Woman He Made Cry In A Cupboard

by Mof Gimmers

Charlie Sheen may be duller than ditchwater these days, but it hasn’t always been like that. In fairness, it has mostly been like that, but there was that glorious month when he completely lost his mind and we all laughed at him. It all started getting good when he KOed a chandelier in a hotel [...]

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