Charlie Sheen keeps saying the word ‘winning’. Sadly for him, he isn’t and the word has now lost all meaning. He’s no longer a particular figure of fun, but rather, a sad man self-harming in public.
That’s not to say we shouldn’t berate him for no good reason. It’s not our fault he’s sick in the brains.
Mercifully for Sheen, public hostility has been at a minimum as he faced make-up wearing blouses at the Insane Clown Posse’s Gathering of the Juggalos where the god-fearing lamos showed the world that they throw like baby girls.
Sheen found that the Juggalos lived up to their make-up wearing lifestyle by gently lobbing things at the stage while he spoke. Charlie – a man who has the reaction time of a turning snail – managed to avoid every single missile thrown at him from the wimps in the throng.
And so, the Juggs resorted to simple booing. You can’t mess that up, right?
Wrong. See, Juggalos are so rubbish at booing that it can be misconstrued as a positive response. Sheen’s representative said:
“Charlie did not get booed off of the stage. The Juggalos were chanting ‘whoop- whoop,’ which is a show of love. Charlie Sheen did well in front of the Juggalos.”
“It was a huge response. He was tremendously received.”
They then added:
“There is no greater compliment to have garbage thrown at an artist. The crowd didn’t want him to leave.”
So next time you see your favourite celebrity, be sure to tip a trash can over their head. They’ll know that it means you love them, okay?
Anyway, here’s a video of thousands of Juggalos throwing things so badly that they may as well go and sit in a darkened room and try and work out the mystery of magnets.
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Mof is just a big [email protected] says
Charlie Sheen rocks and yeah projectiles thrown (few like it was the case with Sheen) is a welcome love from Juggalos, other underground music fans do that by the way ignorant !! So to sum up Sheen rocks you suck, end of story.
arzkazoo says
The “Juggalo” movement is the most moronic, laughable youth culture ever thought up. It was created by a couple of uneducated faux-wrestlers who literally asked “fuckin magnets! How do they work?”.
Only an idiot would identify with the “music” (cracker-lite “hip hop”) or misguided opinions expressed by this “christian band”.
Also, when they finally revealed the “meaning” of the Dark carnival (wtf?!) to be a “belief in religion” I and millions of others were not surprised. After all, it’s low-brow nonsense masquerading as a “message”.
This band are, literally, “clown shoes”.
Cookie Monster says
If Twiddle-dee and Twiddle-dumb somehow managed to spawn both a human man and a convention attended by those who define “vacuous” more precisely every time they take a breath, this would be exactly it.
Their only competition is here: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_twiddle_dee_and_twiddle_dum_means