Mr. Bean? is always getting into scrapes isn’t he? Remember that thing he did and it was really funny? He made that funny ‘dawp’ noise? Well, even though he’s not on television anymore, he’s still at it, this time, crashing a high performance sports vehicle!
What a japester!
He’s crashed it in such a hilarious manner that he’s had to go to hospital. The doctors and nurses must be gathered around his hilarious frame, beside themselves with mirth as he tries to form basic vowel sounds to relay the fact he’s in crippling pain. Oh how we wish we could be there! It’s probably the funniest thing happening on Earth right now! This is nearly as funny as when Rick from The Young Ones had a quad land on his head!
Of course, Mr Bean is going to be fine. He’s indestructible isn’t he? Like Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em.
Basically, after the nurses have stopped laughing their gussets moist, he’ll be allowed back on the streets (Friday apparently) with a hilariously injured shoulder.
Very amused police and firefighters stumbled to the aid of Mr Bean as he lay motionless in his McLaren F1 supercar in a way which is said to have made one fireman have a hernia with laughing.
With perfect comedy timing, Mr Bean’s car struck a tree. Then a lamppost. Then caught fire.
Eyewitnesses were said to be hugely thankful for this outrageous comedy sketch as, collectively, they had been having ‘a bit of a lousy week with work and all that’.
Mr Bean has no comment at the moment, because he can’t speak and we can’t hear for laughing so hard.
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