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Has Taylor Momsen Been Fired From Gossip Girl?

by Mof Gimmers

When Taylor Momsen is not flashing her baps at her own mother or singing in a rock band, she’s an actress in Gossip Girl. However, it looks like she might not be in the hit American show for much longer. She’s pretty busy without the show, fronting Pretty Reckless and being the face of Madonna’s [...]

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Taylor Momsen’s Mother Was Witness To The Chest Flashing

by Amy Grindhouse

Taylor Momsen’s mother doesn’t really seem to give a damn. We’re assuming and reading a lot into the motives of some one who would allow their 17-year-old to expose their chest as part of a stage act, every night. But we do think it’s a fair assessment. Though we were raised by hecklerspray wolves who [...]

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Taylor Momsen Flashes Her Boobs In The Hope We Write About It

by Mof Gimmers

If you’ve seen Gossip Girl, then you’ve seen Taylor Momsen. That’s because Taylor Momsen is in Gossip Girl. Simple really. Anyway, brace yourself because you’re about to look at her breasts as well. 17 year old breasts you stinkin’ perverts. That’s right, in the hope that everyone will write about her (which we are because [...]

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Win Signed Gossip Girl Stuff! GOSSIP GIRL!

by Mof Gimmers

Have you seen Gossip Girl? Do you hate it? Then it really doesn’t make sense for you to read this article does it? You really are toweringly dim aren’t you? Anyway, those of you left who LURVE Gossip Girl, or indeed, just like trying to win free things, your luck is in! The picture to [...]

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Gossip Girl Rascal Ed Westwick Wants To Kiss Cheryl Cole On The Face Hole

by Mof Gimmers

Have you seen Gossip Girl? It’s terrible isn’t it? It’s like an overly-long tooth-paste commercial based on Cruel Intentions. In the thick of the show is dashing sneerer, Ed Westwick who is living up to his character’s traits by waggling his bits about in front of humans in the hope they’ll succumb to his dubious [...]

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Taylor Momsen and Miley Cyrus Try to Out-Slut Each Other

by Amy Grindhouse

The past few weeks, appropriately nicknamed Underage Summer by someone funnier than us, have been terrifying for those who want to avoid jail. Look, we know this is the Internet and all kinds of unsavoury things are a mere click away. Heck, why do you think we work in here (plus the hours are great, [...]

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Bromances Have Gone The Way Of Man Bangs

by Amy Grindhouse

The bromance between Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick is no more. Theirs is the brotherly romance that never was. Yet they still started a million and one too obvious for words blind items. The pair have been in their cosy little non-love nest since 2007. In the early days of Gossip Girl they thought pooling [...]

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Hilary Duff Signs Up For Some TV Show We Don’t Watch

by Stuart Heritage

Remember that rumour that Hilary Duff was going to star in 90210? What a ridiculous rumour that was.

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Gossip: Gossip Girl Girl Kelly Rutherford Is Pregnant

by Stuart Heritage

Nothing makes us happier than when a woman from a TV show we never watch announces that she’s got a bun in the oven.

So congratulations to Kelly Rutherford, who we’re told is a) a star of Gossip Girl and b) pregnant. We’re not experts on Gossip Girl or pregnancy, but we hear one involves backache, uncontrollable mood swings, a slack bladder, nausea and rabid constipation. The other one is pregnancy.

This will be Kelly Rutherford’s second child, following the birth of her… really, are you still actually reading this? Are people genuinely interested in KellyRutherfords’s pregnancy? Weirdos.

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