The past few weeks, appropriately nicknamed Underage Summer by someone funnier than us, have been terrifying for those who want to avoid jail.
Look, we know this is the Internet and all kinds of unsavoury things are a mere click away. Heck, why do you think we work in here (plus the hours are great, and the Internet tea room has free cakes for all its staff). However, we shouldn’t have to be ducking suspicious – and possibly illegal – material like we’re playing poo slalom on the driveway of someone with no housekeeping skills.
There are hours during the day where there are more collective posts about Miley Cyrus or Taylor Momsen taking to their respective stages in underwear alone, despite not being legal in their country of residence, than there are about the BP oil spill. It’s not like we’re proper journalists, mind you, we’re just here for tea and cakes, but we’re pretty sure that’s the wrong way around.
The first three weeks of this month were consumed with reports of Miley’s scant dress and hyper-sexualisation. The 17-year-old has been seen at events like last weekend’s MuchMusic Awards, where she was wearing only a sheer swimsuit and leather booty shorts. At that age she should still be text messaging rude words to her friends, not strolling around in less material than this writer sleeps in. By end of last week, people were so thoroughly exhausted and sick of the sight of her nethers that they just couldn’t bring themselves to post about them any more.
Now, this week, we have Taylor. Someone seems to have knocked on the door of her trailer to let her know Miley is letting the side down. Given that the Gossip Girl actress has been leaving her house in ever more shocking states of undress these last few promotional appearances, it’s not surprising that she’s wearing underwear alone now.
The 16-year-old has been seen wearing only a corset, stockings, and stripper shoes with little slots for her tips. We know, we know. We’ll get on to the social, if you get the cakes in.
From The Superficial:
Here?s Taylor Momsen with her band The Pretty Reckless performing at Warped Tour over the weekend and pushing Underage Summer into new levels of me going to jail. Except thanks to the keen investigative work of Reuters, I now know it's not illegal to post pictures of horrible parenting choices if they're in a public venue.
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Anonymous says
TAYLOR MOMSEN AND MILEY CYRUS ARE BOTH FUCKING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY SLUTS. THEY SHOULD BE ON A LEGAL AGE SO I COULD ACCEPT WHAT THEY ARE FUCKING DOING. LADY GAGA IS ACCEPTABLE BECAUSE SHE’S 24 UNLIKE THESE TWO RETARD STARS TRYING TO BE GROWN UP’S, THEY ARE SO MATURE AT THEIR AGE THAT SHOULD NOT BE LIKE THAT. WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE WEARING WHILE HAVING A CONCERT? I MEAN COME ON? THEY ARE ONLY 16-17 LOOK LIKE SHIT!
noname says
it’s kind of lame that they’re trying to prove that they’re “grown-up” by whoring themselves….
it’s immature.
S says
If there managers, parents, whoever is working with them at whatever present moment in time are aware of the legal requirements; why doesn’t somebody just throw something over them or refuse to let them perform like that?
They know it feeds the media & the tabloids. & sometimes, that kind of controvery is exactly what they are going for.