Taylor Momsen is a wild child. Not because she’s troubled or has a fixation with self-destruction. Rather, she’s simply decided that it would be a cool thing to do. She’s in a rock band and, as such, needs to play out the character of suicide blonde on a death-trip, when really, she’s probably just a bratty thing in expensive underpants.
And she may well be realising that she doesn’t have to believe her own bullshit. After spouting off about how her parents ruined her life, she’s now backtracking and chunnering on about how great they are.
You have to assume they’re not because they nurtured Taylor Momsen, professional dipstick.
The singer has previously said that she’s been all kinds of miserable because her parents forced her to work constantly since she was two years old. As such, she’s decided to get them back by showing her boobs off during gigs. Yeah! Stick it to the man!
However, like a goody-two-shoes, she has now decided to be a doting sprog.
“I love my mom and dad. Maybe I didn’t have the childhood people think you should have, but I still went through the ages. I was still a child. Maybe it wasn’t a conventional one, but you know… I like where I am now, so it’s OK. I think my parents have learned by this point that none of [what they read] is probably true, and words can be put in your mouth.”
Words, indeed, can be put in your mouth but alas, no-one can be blamed for the tawdry rubbish that falls out of it all the time, eh?
And poor ol’ Momsen isn’t done yet. She wants us all to appreciate that she likes where she is right now, but also, feel sorry for her that she’s struggling with the cruel, unswerving spotlight of fame.
“If you think about it like high school or college then you’ve got your circle of friends – my band are my friends – then outside of that there’s going to be people that don’t like you, there’s going to be people that talk about you, and there’s going to be people that go ‘Wow! Look how big her shoes are!’ no matter where you are.
‘This is just high school on a massive, massive scale. So I ignore what people say and focus on my music and doing what I do.”
What? Big shoes? You think we’re looking at your shoes? Silly sausage. We were still looking at your boobs and talking about them because we’re all pervs.
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puremovic says
What an asshat.
Sorry, you English: I mean arse-hart.
@essben says
I have not the slightest idea who she is, but she may rest assured that she has at least secured a place in the wank bank of an internet randomer, not that high up though as I usually like a little more substance to get my teeth into (in more ways than one).