The almost hourly ‘will they?’ ‘won’t they?’ soap opera of Girls Aloud’s potential split continues apace, leaving everyone on the brink of shouting “MAKE YOUR STUPID MINDS UP” in unison because, despite the great singles, the Nadine Coyle Is Probably A Bitch thread is one of the most irritating stories in popular culture.
And once again, after DEFINITELY leaving the band yesterday, she’s now DEFINITELY NOT leaving the band. Tomorrow, we fully expect Nadine to announce in a press release that she plans to kill Cheryl Cole with a special Tesco sponsored Cheryl Killing Machine.
Alas, for today at least, the pair have made peace.