Biscuits and crackers.

Folded:

• Scizza Pizza Cutter (throw out everything else in your kitchen)
• The best teaser trailer ever (ah, the memories)
• Who pens the songs for Girls Aloud? (’cos we never hum along to any of them and that person shouldn’t be shot. Ahem)
• Anna Faris (better than anything she ever stars in, The House Bunny being no exception)
• This car (can you marry a car? We could try)

Creased:

• Why are there virtually no bald indie bands? (where do they get all this damn hair from? Buy it from poor Ukrainian girls then glue it in with Copydex?)
• Cold outside (isn’t it?)
• Frank Darabont’s script for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Lost Skull (turns out it was even worse than the one they filmed. Who’d have guessed?)
• James May’s Big Ideas (gotta love the guy with his mad shirts and scrunchy face, but would a bit of enthusiasm kill him? Possibly)
• Self assessment tax (written in some ancient language only C3PO can understand just so you accidentally pay them too much and have to live on the streets until they give it back)