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Beyonce Will Have Her Baby At 4pm Today, Or Else!

by Mof Gimmers

Beyonce Knowles has been incredibly inconsiderate with all his pregnancy lark. Not only has she had the temerity to appear to have a collapsing, inflatable stomach, she’s also left us prying dimwits completely out of the loop. WE NEED ANSWERS! But until then, we’ll just have to speculate. And today, we’re assuming that she’ll be [...]

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Beyonce Hasn’t Had A Baby, So Stop Saying She Has You Dithering Pinheads

by Mof Gimmers

To those of you who have been tweeting the ether, congratulating Beyonce and Jay Z on their new baby, you look incredibly stupid right now. That’s because Queen B hasn’t had a baby at all. Right? RIGHT? Obviously, she might not be pregnant at all and is merely waiting for the surrogate to fly from [...]

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Beyonce To Go To Hospital To Have Fake Baby Bump Removed?

by Mof Gimmers

Uh-oh! There’s a baby due in New York City! That can only mean one thing! Beyonce is going to have her fake baby bump removed after what seems like only a month of wearing it and some surrogate is going to hand over a beautiful child! Or, indeed, she’s actually going to force one out [...]

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Beyonce Bans Christmas TV, On The Off-Chance She’ll See One Of Destiny’s Child’s Awful Songs

by Mof Gimmers

Beyonce is looking forward to packing away that collapsing stomach she bought while she waits for the stork to bring her newborn into the world. We can only hope she goes a bit Jermaine Jackson and gives it a ludicrous name. And of course, it is Christmas which will see Beyonce and Jay Z having [...]

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We All Know Beyonce Is Having A Baby Girl Thanks To Claptrap Kelly Rowland

by Mof Gimmers

Celebrities like to keep secrets from the general public because, where there’s a secret, there’s money to be made. Anticipation can be turned into coins and coins are where it’s all in famousville! However, there’s always some big mouth to spoil your plans. And in the case of Beyonce and her pregnancy, Auntie Kelly Rowland [...]

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Kelly Rowland Is The Latest Nipple Slipper [Video]

by Mof Gimmers

Nicki Minaj got everyone outraged when her left nipple leapt up and freed itself from the shackles of her clothing on Good Morning America. And now, former Destiny Child Kelly Rowland has joined the nipple slip club. That’s right. Her boobs have popped out. During a routine at a concert in West Orange, New Jersey, [...]

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Beyonce Embarrassed By Leakage

by Mof Gimmers

Anyone who says they hate Beyonce is either a liar or a former member of Destiny’s Child, jarred and infuriated by her monumental success. Fact is, Beyonce Knowles is one of the most likeable pop-stars we’ve ever had. She’s just marvellous isn’t she? And if you’re thinking ‘yeah, but I hate her music! All that [...]

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Sesame Street’s 10 Greatest Musical Moments

by Stuart Heritage

Have you heard? Sesame Street is celebrating its 40th anniversary.

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