Celebrities like to keep secrets from the general public because, where there’s a secret, there’s money to be made. Anticipation can be turned into coins and coins are where it’s all in famousville!
However, there’s always some big mouth to spoil your plans.
And in the case of Beyonce and her pregnancy, Auntie Kelly Rowland has opened her stupid mouth and potentially spilled the beans about Beyonce and Jay Z’s imminent baby. Which is going to be a girl. That’s right. Beyonce could well be showing her considerably less successful Destiny Childer the back of her hand.
At the Cosmo Awards in London, which is the awards show they have were actual celebrities turn up as opposed to hugely important bloggers like us, Rowland kicked her mouth into gear without getting her brain out of park.
Talking about the unborn baby, Kelly said:
“I think her dad [Jay-Z] is gonna give her everything anyways, all I can give her is love.”
Get that? HER. Baby HER. SHE BABY. SHE HER GIRL BABY.
Of course, this baby girl is going to be spoiled rotten. Beyonce and Jay-Z are reportedly building a 2,200 square-foot nursery at their NYC pad.
Kelly continued, littering her babble with the gender of the baby:
“I think she’ll be very well behaved. Her parents will make sure of that.”
So there you have it. Kelly Rowland is a claptrap. The biggest mouth in celebsville. Start saving up to buy ruby encrusted Louboutin bootees for this godforsaken child already.
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